Good release notes, meet crap release notes.

Nov 3, 2025 · 9:28 AM UTC

Opaque stuff like this is part of what motivated me into seeing what they’re really up to underneath
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It could’ve just been one line “bug fix, lol”
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Great vs good enough here.
Let’s be fair. People at LinkedIn don’t know what they’re actually doing.
Google and Apple should ban updates that don't describe what they actually change
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It's only fitting that LinkedIn's release notes are meaningless bullshit just like 90% of the posts on that cesspool
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The sad part is, they're not even hard to generate any more. I have a custom codex command that looks at the diff between my branch and main, a put together a neat changelog for public release notes. They just don't want to put in any effort.
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Bad release notes is pretty much the norm now.
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They need to bring back detailed release notes. I always got excited seeing what was new in my favorite apps.
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I, for one, go through all available updates and study the release notes and never use the "update all" button (everything above is true except I actually do the exact opposite)
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When release notes come directly from the technical team When release notes get filtered through marketing
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Wouldn’t it be great if companies use AI for their release notes. “Analyze all the PR request from the latest build. Write professional useful, high level details in the style of the best AppStore release notes.” If only the company that owned LinkedIn was heavily invested in AI…
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These are impossible to do for large enough products considering all the experiments, feature flags etc. I wonder if there should be a system API to add these dynamically 🤔
I have noticed a lot of apps have gotten very lazy with their release notes and just have the same message for every update. I wish Apple would do something about it.
honestly it’s apples fault. they want to dig in and find bugs in new features causing further delays (3+ days each review)
Effort vs no effort
LinkedIn Release Notes: New: We added even more useless notifications. Changed: We are now sending 10 messages that are actually just ads instead of 3. Fixed: A bug prevented some useless notifications to be pushed to your phone. This is fixed now.
Wait, AWS slayer is back on Twitter? Last time I checked your profile, you were AWOL
I mean, it's fair. LinkedIn's release notes have the same quality like the content published on the platform itself. It's all about consistency. Only the rocket emoji is missing 🚀
Which is which tho? Short version or long version of meaningless BS?
i think if apple and google has automatic translations more people would post actual changes but releases are usually rushed and done by low level devs who don’t really have the list or allocated time for it
The “bug fixes and other improvements” trend in release notes was first done by Instagram. They had so frequent releases that they didn’t have the time to write detailed release notes (as the story goes) so came up with that phrase. No one complained so everyone else did it too
While I agree that the LinkedIn notes are trash, practically no one reads the patch notes for apps
Look at the size of the apps too 😂
LinkedIn: “i don’t think about you at all”
With apples policies that are so stringent, it should really be a violation to be so vague with update notes.
LinkedIn has zero good reasons to be 418 MB
I genuinely think descriptive release notes should be a requirement for app updates. None of this nondescript, “v192: App updates and bug fixes” crap.
Okay, but Tailscale and LinkedIn have very different audiences.
418 vs 26 mb
What about these release notes?
This wouldn't make sense for a non tech person, whereas the LinkedIn one does 🤷‍♂️