14+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work. Now building something cool with email and AI (orrivo.com) on my own terms.

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Joined September 2021
I spent my entire 20s hustling like a filthy tech bro to become a big-time CTO. …And at 29 I achieved that goal. Today marks 2 years since I gave up and quit that job and the toxic ‘startup family’ world - realized non of that was me. By the end, I was on anti-depressants, and had zero confidence in my skills as a dev and even as a person. I had never been more unhappy. Since then I spent my time getting better mentally, I became a dad and the best one I know, all while getting to build cool shit like @SprintDock and meet amazing people. My goal now is to enjoy life on my own terms… and that’s it! Thanks to all of you weird beautiful bastards for being along the journey.
Mojito Joe 🍸 retweeted
Apple TV’s colorful new branding was built with glass and captured in-camera.
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AI didn’t touch this. That’s why it looks good.
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I am having too much fun farting around with Metal Shaders in SwiftUI
All that money spent and we are back to please buy NordVPN
>ChatGPT will show ads based on the users chat memory >if you turn it off you lose all the “personalization” >openai in the blackmail business now It's SO fucking over...
Who needs @TakoTreba when we have…
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My MacBook Pro with Touchbar no longer supports the Apple Polishing Cloth ™️
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Mojito Joe 🍸 retweeted
they can't keep getting away with this
Replying to @claudeai
Devs can use Claude Haiku 4.5 on our API, Amazon Bedrock, and Google Cloud’s Vertex AI. It’s a drop-in replacement for both Haiku 3.5 and Sonnet 4. Read more: anthropic.com/news/claude-ha…
Your password must be a great value than your self esteem and also contain at least 3 Steve Buscemi’s
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He also said that otters with attitude problems that can also AI will be the real threat to humanity. And by Tuesday, GPT will have fucked your mum consensually..
What to be become a 69x Vibe Coder Like Me™?
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Signs of a 2.3x dev nearby
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Also fuck you GPT my I’m way more attractive than this
Me waiting for me to finish an app
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Mojito Joe 🍸 retweeted
I know I am Claude, cuz I am a super smart boy with a really big pee-pee.
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Mojito Joe 🍸 retweeted
Costco should get into web services. Kirkland Cloud would clean up
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I’m ditching Cursor for Microsoft Front page
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I’m back on Twitter for good. Or until I forget I have it or get bored which with my ADHD will be in the next 3-4 business minutes.
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