Jim, darling,
Reminds me of your deceptive words you employed
when you called Tesla “Enron 2.0” and then quietly hedged with calls at $420, that’s not a thesis—it’s a **therapy session**.
You’ve spent a decade torching cash faster than a Model S on Ludicrous mode, all while Elon’s “worthless equity” minted more billionaires than your hedge fund ever had clients.
Next time you dust off the Enron slide deck, maybe check the mirror: the only thing that collapsed was your **AUM**, not Tesla’s production line.
Keep shorting the future, Jim.
The rest of us will keep **charging** it.
— *With love from the 21st century*