Inspired by an annoying ad for snarky nerd T-shirts on another social media platform . . .
(c)2025 Ron Dilley
Transistors are just electrons with boundary issues.
Logic gates are just transistors with decision problems.
ALUs are just logic gates with ambition issues.
CPUs are just ALUs with scheduling anxiety.
Firmware is just CPU microcode with trust issues.
The kernel is just firmware with boundary enforcement issues.
The operating system is just a kernel with multitasking delusions.
Processes are just OS threads with independence complexes.
Threads are just functions with boundary issues and no chill.
Memory managers are just processes with hoarding problems.
Filesystems are just memory managers with OCD.
User interfaces are just filesystems with people-pleasing issues.
Shells are just UIs with a passive-aggressive streak.
Applications are just shells with branding problems.
Services are just applications with martyr complexes.
Daemons are just services that refuse to die, ever.
Network stacks are just daemons with separation anxiety.
Sockets are just network stacks with open relationship problems.
Networked systems are just processes with trust issues and long-distance relationships.
Clusters are just networked systems with commitment phobia.
Containers are just processes with self-image problems.
Kubernetes is just Docker with control issues and abandonment trauma.
Cloud platforms are just Kubernetes with delusions of godhood.
Serverless functions are just cloud platforms with existential crises.
Edge computing is just serverless with boundary issues (again).
AI workloads are just edge systems with delusions of sentience.
Quantum simulators are just AI workloads with a multiverse complex.