Hey Senator, taxpayers like me are fed up with your government gig not feeling the same squeeze we do—time to get real, public servant. You’ve got 7 days to spill where our tax bucks went, or it’s fraud and impeachment for embezzlement—hope you’re ready for Musk and Trump’s army of 70 million to back this up.
Your job’s no golden shield; it’s servanthood, not immunity—so quit acting like we’re the dicks for demanding accountability. Call us what you want, TINA, but this voter’s marking your words for the primaries—better watch it, ‘cause I’m the typical taxpayer footing your bill.
Elon, Doge, and Trump’s crew are riding high on our dime, and we’re not here for your sass—do your damn job or get out.