I DONT EVEN GET A NAME, ONLY A PURPOSE; CONQUEST.

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Joined July 2020
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Your Money loving Broke Girlfriend Watching Other women post about 💜💜💜Wabalalika kale kale sakutsata.
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I have seen a FB post which says "women strategically position themselves into your life. You might think you spotted her while she's the one who spotted you and made sure you saw her and welcomed you when you shot your shot." The way I know women I think partly its true
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Its fucked up when actual prostitutes notice your injuries and scars over friends. To be clear I dont pay prostitutes for sex, but I do change a lot of forex with them as they get paid by foreigners I fraternize with the thieves and the hos like Jesus 🤗
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Pardon me, but this is a punchline masterclass.
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My calculator app really hates to see me coming man😔
Slow internet really pisses me off 🚮
😂 leave that girl alone...........
Dealing with a girl who has a super ex is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.
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You were literally in my class, laughing at me💀
Kids are creative😭 because how did they even think of this😭
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The world used to look very different for dark skin niggas. Everyone gave them so much hell in primary and high school 😭
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Women really think we believe that a person, particularly in Malawi, wakes up and think of going to the lake, ALONE, just to enjoy life, by themselves.
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How much is Chocolate kuti muzichita kudikira chibwenzi kuti mudye ?
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Raise your right hand, put your left hand on your chest and repeat after me "Men with money"🖐️
Koma men that like you amabhebhetsa😂😂 randomly called this man told him I'm by the Chocolate section nditenge chingati, he said take 5 and he sent the money 😩😂
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Frankenstein isn’t actually the monster he’s the Doctor.. except he’s not even really a doctor, and the fact that he abandons his creation kinda makes him the monster. but since the creature is basically victors son, it. means the creature is also frankst-
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"I've never asked you for anything thou"
Gave my babe a kidney—till dèath do us part. Met 4 months ago, btw. 😅
Is there an action movie franchise which is more of a physical embodiment of action that "The expendables".....???
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you guys know that likkle retarded laugh 😆 you make before you go berserk? yeah, she did that 😂😂 now me being the naive likkle boy i was then, i thought she was flirting with me 🤦🏾‍♂️🤡🤡
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Twitter, never change!!! 😭😭😭
FOR SALE: 2 x Porsche headlights Look great on a Porsche which is missing its headlights and work equally as well as a lamp in your study room. Or just a gr8 collectors item for fans of cars Available to drop off in London only. No refunds. £769 ono (or nearest offer)
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Someone said white with black features 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like my woman the way I like my vehicles.
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“Did I force you to give me the kidney?”
Gave my babe a kidney—till dèath do us part. Met 4 months ago, btw. 😅