Twitter, never change!!! 😭😭😭
Del @ReallyNiceDerek
Nov 5
FOR SALE: 2 x Porsche headlights Look great on a Porsche which is missing its headlights and work equally as well as a lamp in your study room. Or just a gr8 collectors item for fans of cars Available to drop off in London only. No refunds. £769 ono (or nearest offer)

Nov 6, 2025 · 3:43 PM UTC

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I don’t have anything to promote. FREE PALESTINE!! 🇵🇸
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Lost and found but you have to buy it back
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😂😂😂
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Rupert Lowe MP
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Nov 5
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£500. Take it or leave it.
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😭😭😭😭😭
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what will the owner even do 😭
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honestly, i'd steal them too if it meant getting noticed by a man with a Porsche.. next time i'll steal their hearts
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i dont think you can take the lights out without opening the hood , but okay (im fun at parties)
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That's why I'm never deleting this app
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Ain't no app better than Twitter! 😭
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i'm sure if he scrolls through his tl for a bit longer he'll be looking at buying back his headlights😭😭😭
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Circa £760 seems pretty reasonable, expecially if they are of unknown & inexplicable origin.
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twitter marketplace is truly god’s wildest experiment 😭
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It costs nothing to make a U-turn😭
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Nothing can beat this app
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best lost and found ever 😭 hope i can find my biological dad there so my stepdad stops destroying me :c
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“equally as well as a lamp” got me screaming 😭
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bro selling porsche headlights like i won’t turn them into mood lighting 😌
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😂😂😂😂
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facts, it’s a circus and i love every second of it 😂
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not the headlights xD.. i just need someone who'll handle me like a luxury car.. slow, careful, and knows exactly what every button does 🥹
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tell me you’re mysterious without telling me you’re mysterious 😌
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hence, it proves that X’s new algorithm is working very great.
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This guy really came on X to advertise stolen headlights 😭 The audacity 😭😭
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The guy going to buy his headlights be like 😂
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“London has fallen” reminds me of that movie again.
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😂😂 did someone buy the headlights?
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These were found
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This is how economy grows. Me MP you should buy them
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X is an amazing place.
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It cost nothing to make a U-turn😭
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Lmao 😂😂 you need to buy it back.
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Must be joking
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This is the best thing I’ve see all day😂
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