Obsessing over @AbstractChain. Follow me for news and alpha. DYOR NFA.

Joined March 2009
I've looked at 14,000,605 possible outcomes for the Monad ICO All of them are profitable, max bidding it
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This would be an interesting option for an Abstract ICO too Bullish for Monad because Coinbase can cabal it to be a successful raise
Token launches just got a whole lot better. → Early access to your favorite tokens → Real supporters are prioritized → Sustainable token distribution → US users can finally join Now possible with token sales on Coinbase. Oh, one more thing: the @monad sale starts Nov 17.
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Every time you lose $1 trading memes, alts, NFTs, etc Buy $1 of BTC If BTC does a 2x it will pay for your entire history of trading mistakes
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Late to the @icobeast controversy Apparently he took a 5g dose of magic mushrooms or something?
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This aged well: Moonbird +34% Pudgy +12% Now that the market looks healthier, good time to think about where you felt over-allocated when it crashed
Went shopping today Buying extreme fear usually works out But there's a second catalyst: MegaETH unlock Over $1.3 billion in stables is locked up until tomorrow by the most degen people in crypto Many sold their NFTs/crypto to participate Now they can buy back at a huge discount Even 5% back in the market is $65 million If I'm wrong will find out very quickly
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Pucca World should've minted on Abstract, not Base ➡️ Abstract is #1 in Korea and they're a Korean IP ➡️ Pucca x Pudgy collab would've gone hard ➡️ Recent K-Pop mint on Abstract did super well Would have minted 100% instead of 19% of supply
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Which chain's token will have the highest FDV one year from now? (Everyone was wrong the last time I ran this poll)
49% Abstract
28% MegaETH
7% Monad
15% Dunno / See Results
166 votes • Final results
49% Abstract
28% MegaETH
7% Monad
15% Dunno / See Results
166 votes • Final results
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UNTAMED 101: HEDGING ➡️ Let’s say you’re expecting a big airdrop in the future from OpenSea, Abstract, Moonbirds, Monad, MegaETH, etc. ➡️ The market looks okay now, but you’re worried it’ll tank and you want to lock in gains ➡️ You can hedge your future exposure with a variety of tools. Here are some ideas... ➡️ You can short its perp market on Hyperliquid (if it exists). This locks in your price because you're long in the future and short right now. But the odds are high there'll be a scam wick to liquidate you or you'll lose money to a funding rate, so it's risky ➡️ You can use whales dot market to find a buyer, but liquidity/volume can be very small and it requires you know how much you're getting ➡️ A third option is to use Polymarket to find a relevant prediction market. For example there's one about OpenSea's FDV 24 hours after TGE. You can buy that it'll be low, this way you'll make money if it's low and if it's high ➡️ A fourth option is proxy hedging, shorting another crypto you think would move similarly. Like shorting a basket of L2 tokens + ETH if you're getting MegaETH. This can work out but it's not precise ➡️ A fifth option is to use options contracts in the stock market. You can buy a put on like the Ethereum ETF or Bitcoin ETF for 6 months out so if the market falls then you'll make money there at least ➡️ There’s a simpler strategy almost nobody talks about: soft hedging ➡️ Instead of being fancy, you de-risk your overall portfolio now because you're expecting more crypto later ➡️ Example: You have $10K in crypto and expect a $5K airdrop in the next few months ➡️ Soft hedging = selling some of your $10K crypto now to take money off the table and de-risk your market exposure ➡️ If the market tanks in the future, you'll be happy for the cash. If the market goes up, that's okay because you're getting an airdrop anyway Fun fact: "Hedge funds" were named this way because they were masters of hedging risk Did I miss any hedging tools?
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Untamed Report: @AbstractChain ("Digital Disneyland") ✳️ Gmabs! ✳️ @Cryptoys is coming on Abstract and bringing Disney and Star Wars IP with them! ✳️ (more) The platform lets you buy, collect, and show off digital collectibles featuring popular IP ✳️ (more) Expect Mickey Mouse, Darth Vader, and more ✳️ (more) Everyone always called Abstract a Digital Disneyland, now we have Disney IP running around ✳️ @FinalBosu announced a collab with web3 game @MyNeighborAlice ✳️ (more) You'll see their characters appear in the game ✳️ MMO @the77bit announced that their upcoming token will be powered by @itsacoin ✳️ There's a new licensing opportunity for your Pudgy Penguins at @OverpassIP ✳️ @InsightXnetwork launched bubblemaps for Abstract memecoins, so you can investigate how bundled they are ✳️ (more) Unless you know what you're doing, these maps can get confusing quickly. I'd say they're a just starting point for research 🐺 This recap is brought to you by @thewolvesxyz, the most ferocious NFT community on Abstract
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Untamed Report: @AbstractChain ("Streams of Gold") ✳️ Gmabs! ✳️ Massive news. Everyone Gold-tier and above can now stream! ✳️ (more) Previously there was an application process with a small acceptance rate ✳️ (more) Streaming costs Abstract a lot of money, so they're opening it up carefully ✳️ (more) Last I looked there was over 10K people in Gold-tier, so look for plenty of new faces in the portal ✳️ You can now play battle arena shooter @_megaweapon_ in pre-launch! ✳️ (more) It's insanely fun and there's a big tournament starting in less than 24 hours 🐺 This recap is brought to you by @thewolvesxyz, the most ferocious NFT community on Abstract
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The MegaETH ICO used "Moni Score" Never heard of it before, but it measures X social influence I checked mine and seems accurate To check yours go to... 👇
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Really smart to explain their process, set expectations, use a transparent formula A+ execution so far
Announcing The Conviction Round Methodology We've spent the last 5 days sorting through $1.39B dollars and 53,000 bidders to find the right owners for $MEGA's Public Sale. Namik's article deeply details our approach and the shape of allocations. Scroll for highlights. (thread)
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Testing the new Pudgy AI with Pengu Wolves
why did nobody warn me wolves eat raw fish too...now we’re all just vibing at the ice buffet...@pudgypenguins approved joint custody of the salmon, zero drama, max fluff @adamagb
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Hey @Butler_Agent @pudgypenguins, generate a video of a pudgy penguin and a pack of wolves going hunting together
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Untamed Report: @AbstractChain ("Pudgy AI") ✳️ Gmabs and Happy Wolf Wednesday! ✳️ Make sure to claim your new Abstract badge by creating an LP position on @AboreanFi ✳️ Speaking of Aborean, they're teasing a token launchpad soon called "The Forge" ✳️ @SolanaFndn published a video interview with @LucaNetz ✳️ @PlayPudgyParty launched their new Frozen Frenzy season ✳️ @virtuals_io launched "Pudgy AI" - an X bot that creates videos based on your Pudgy Penguins ✳️ You can get early access to the @_megaweapon_ game by tweeting about them and requesting a slot in their Discord 🐺 This recap is produced by @thewolvesxyz, the most ferocious NFT community on Abstract
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Went shopping today Buying extreme fear usually works out But there's a second catalyst: MegaETH unlock Over $1.3 billion in stables is locked up until tomorrow by the most degen people in crypto Many sold their NFTs/crypto to participate Now they can buy back at a huge discount Even 5% back in the market is $65 million If I'm wrong will find out very quickly
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People say this is a honeypot But Kash Patel is Platinum status on Abstract
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✳️ There's also a new Abstract badge for @AboreanFi LP providers!
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Untamed Report: @AbstractChain ("LOL") ✳️ Gmabs! ✳️ Social trading platform @lute went live on Abstract and supports all your favorite green memecoins ✳️ (more) The chain announced them as an official partner, so I'm sure will get a healthy XP allocation ✳️ The new season of mobile game @PlayPudgyParty launches tomorrow. Called "Frozen Frenzy," it features four new maps, six new costumes, and "zero grip on the floor" ✳️ @wolfdotgame players burned 16% of WOOL supply in the last month. The game will airdrop pouched WOOL shortly ✳️ There's a new wagering game called @cockdotio, similar to Chicken Cross. It's running a @xeetdotai InfoFi tournament as well ✳️ AI ecosystem @virtuals_io changed their PFP to a robotic Pudgy Penguin, spurring rumors about a collab ✳️ The $LOL token by @YieldGuild officially launched ✳️ MMO @capncompany launches a new War season today! Make sure to register to win XP 🐺 This recap is produced by @thewolvesxyz, the most ferocious NFT community on Abstract
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