Merchant of Narratives | Building @Kalshi Crypto | Views are my own | Moon that

Joined March 2022
The new @ is so clean Thanks for the hookup @XHandles
Oh yeah btw next week starts the final leg up that runs through Jan 2026 but no one here is willing to believe yet
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At current pre-market prices my MegaETH ICO allocation is worth nearly $1 million dollars. Man I badly need to figure out how to hedge this 😂
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It seems that everyone responding to my airdrop comments today seem incapable of understanding that both can be true: 1) farmers are largely toxic -EV participants in your ecosystem AND 2) many projects are completely incompetent (at best) or maliciously farm airdrop farmers for a team cashout at TGE (at worst) I have a TON of thoughts about projects and teams creating terrible incentive systems, resulting in toxic farmer behavior. Shall I write an article on it? Would that satisfy the masses?
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Can I long raiblocks on Hyperliquid?
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How exactly is an even longer-duration instrument that systematically shifts wealth from the population to the big banks a good thing for the average person?
Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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Thank you everyone for your participation in the Stanford School of Psychology experiment on crypto airdrop farmer behavior and sentiment analysis. The experiment has now concluded.
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How it feels to tweet against toxic cultural things in crypto
I occasionally intentionally words out of my sentences as a permanent digital trail that I don’t write with LLMs
Typos used to be a negative signal that the author didn't proofread their work Now they're a positive signal that the author actually wrote any of it
Reading the replies from all of these angry farmers today actually is extremely enlightening. Overall almost none of them are capable of basic reading comprehension. Somehow the simple expression “airdrop farmers are a bad foundation for community” (which is objectively true in 2025) spawned a million side arguments and strawmen about myself, monad, random other projects, Kaito, and loads of other irrelevant shit. Blessed with our counterparties
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Engagement down? Write an objectively true take about how toxic the current airdrop culture is
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Find a life partner that you align with and can grow with. Get married. Build a family. Spend your life building something that will last after you’re gone.
Men who are more than 30 Give advice to men who are in their 20s The topic can be anything
How I feel writing long forms about entitlement and adverse selection/perverse incentives/moral hazard on crypto twitter
Every single person who disagrees with me on this has a timeline/feed full of Kaito leaderboard slop 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Awful lot of angry responses to this, but not a single one refutes the thesis “airdrop farmers are a very bad base for building a real community for your project” Founders of projects who tried this are liking the post. Discord grinders who move from project to project pretending to be “community” to get an airdrop are raging. Pretty sure that means the thesis is correct.
Airdrop farmers are the single worst possible foundation for a community (except for maybe 'gaming' airdrop farmers) They're all mercenary gaslighters who will literally turn the barrel around on you the *instant* you suggest that they'll get less than they think they deserve And they all think they deserve way more than they're worth because we conditioned them for 4 years to believe that spamming random txns on testnets or playing the role of gm scientist in discord for a few months somehow produced economic value in the 4-5 figure skin in the game or gtfo is the path forward
Airdrop farmers are the single worst possible foundation for a community (except for maybe 'gaming' airdrop farmers) They're all mercenary gaslighters who will literally turn the barrel around on you the *instant* you suggest that they'll get less than they think they deserve And they all think they deserve way more than they're worth because we conditioned them for 4 years to believe that spamming random txns on testnets or playing the role of gm scientist in discord for a few months somehow produced economic value in the 4-5 figure skin in the game or gtfo is the path forward
Megaeth 24h post allo 🔴 1 negative review Monad 24h post allo 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 64 negative reviews are airdrops the right mechanism for long term sentiment and success?
Prediction market employees and affiliates swimming in Elon stimmies tonight after beefing over an academic paper on wash trading all day
I would actually consider crypto fight night against @mdudas purely bc we’re both not meth-addled 20-somethings living 24/7 in trench VCs
Art Basel is about to be a MOVIE 🤯
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Nailed it
Overall coins down today. Think we see coins up by this time tomorrow. Let it ride
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