Spoiler: if you feel a need for alcohol only once a week you’re already addicted. Addiction is not happiness nor cool even if you tell yourself. On top, most things one experiences while drunk do not make it into your memories. Hence, being drunk during special occasions or parties is even more ‘not smart’. But I get it: trolling those who realised how ‘not smart’ alcohol is is an attempt to feel better about your addiction. On top, since it is a widespread and culturally accepted addition to a certain degree it’s easy to find likeminded people who will support your view and cheer you on. That’s all around lame.