yes your honor if i may explain the 10 pb of p-rn was strictly for the department's own enjoyment

Oct 30, 2025 · 6:01 PM UTC

Replying to @alxfazio
Pretty sure you just entirely made up the number 10 petabytes. Court filings say 2,400 videos since 2018 - before Meta had even started training AI. To be 10pb that would be 4.2TB per video. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/…
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the financial times is down the hall to the left
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"Your Honor, we must confess: the research folder wasn't for research."
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“Look, if you want to save the company, you gotta say you’re a gooner”
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your honour, we have a wanking department.
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Oh shit, I forgot to switch the VPN
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LMAOOOO their wives(or twink husbands) are mad right now
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we had to research the trends to come up with the step-mom AI model
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BRO LOOK I CAN EXPLAIN
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lmfao 🚬
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anybody in the office has a few extra SSDs?
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Legit not surprised about anything anymore
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@networkspirits didn't u make something like this lol
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thieves AND liars.. what's new with billionaire tech companies
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can confirm, your honor. i was there with alex when it all happened.
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let them cook, we want the model 👉👈
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Saying the word "petabyte" out loud in reference to porn feels disgusting.
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In the office we have coffee machine, table tennis, board games, gooncave...
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Every company has that one guy whose desk has to be thrown out after he's fired and someone made the mistake of looking under it
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we know they did it....all the research labs did...thats how image/video gen models got better at generating the correct number of fingers.... but no one is brave enough to release the gooning machine they created in the process....its strictly for the department's enjoyment....
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Replying to @alxfazio
Perks sounded innocent: + Free food + On-site massage + Relaxation pods with 10 pb content library
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The math is absolutely ridiculous 💀 10 PB = roughly 2.5 million hours of HD video That's 285 YEARS of continuous viewing Or 114,000 lifetimes worth of "personal entertainment"
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Grok definitively was made on pure porn. Try to animate any image and the girl will open her legs and twerk
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really depends if the AI enjoyed it too or just learned disappointment
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police going through the files
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Facebook is 100% is attempting to induce psychological dependence on its A.I agents that is only comparable to romantic attraction to exploit an increasingly atomized population.
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For the salaries they pay at Meta AI, I'd take the fall.
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when my dad worked at an isp apparently on e of his coworkers got busted for running a seedbox plugged directly into their backbone connection lmao
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Whose personal use? We need names.
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It was for team building purposes.
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