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fatlantis
Joined March 2012
Just got a Facebook Memory notification of this post-- where my wife found the Machine story and tagged me in it nearly a decade ago I knew early on that we'd be together forever Also, men-- this counts as rizz, if your lady is just as autistic as you are
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Broseph Smith retweeted
She didn't even take the picture lol
This is simply a false rewriting of history through a feminist grievance lens. She may have taken the picture, but it was Francis Crick’s mathematical sophistication and knowledge of Bessel functions that allowed him to recognize that this image implied a specific helical symmetry, something that escaped Franklin and Wilkins.
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Broseph Smith retweeted
This is simply a false rewriting of history through a feminist grievance lens. She may have taken the picture, but it was Francis Crick’s mathematical sophistication and knowledge of Bessel functions that allowed him to recognize that this image implied a specific helical symmetry, something that escaped Franklin and Wilkins.
Dude, the REAL blueprint for DNA? Rosalind Franklin’s Photo 51, her X-ray diffraction image that her colleague Maurice Wilkins sneaked to James Watson behind her back. Zero credit in the 1953 paper. She died at 37 from cancer and watched from the grave as the boys grabbed the 1962 Nobel. RIP to Watson, but history owes Franklin most of the credit.
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Hell yeah Germanic brother
A German family has lived in the same place for 3,000 years Scientists have discovered that the Huchthausen family from the village of Förste (Lower Saxony) has lived there continuously for around three millennia, Bild reports. DNA analysis showed that the ancestors of Manfred Huchthausen lived just two kilometers away — in the Lichtenstein Cave, where archaeologists found human remains buried around 1000 BC, along with bronze jewelry, animal bones, and traces of funeral pyres. Researchers believe these ancient inhabitants of the Harz region traded salt — the “white gold” of the Bronze Age. The local museum director noted that they looked almost identical to their modern descendants. “I always thought our family had been here a long time — but three thousand years?” Huchthausen laughed.
Has anyone figured out how to get the new Gas Digital site to work on a smart TV? I navigate to the site via browser, log in, but it won't play the videos when I click on them. Disappointing, bc my wife and I used to watch LOS and Story Warz live every night til I started having issues (first with my account, and now with these non-playable videos)
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"Should you be allowed to make an anti-Semitic remark? Yes, because some anti-Semitism is justified. Just like some anti-Irish feeling is justified. If you can't be criticized, that's very dangerous." — James Watson
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I'm just going to say it. The 50 year mortgage is actually a lease and will drive up housing costs far more without fixing 1 issue. It's a terrible idea that will double housing costs within a decade.
Sad
Western societies were infiltrated and betrayed decades ago.. what now experience is the sepsis and rot of a disease allowed to spread long ago. Our ancestors earned their right to exist through fire and blood.. we won’t get away much longer with “equity and inclusion” .. FAFO
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"We'll just do 3000-year mortgages."
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They’re calling it the most jewish administration of all time
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More stimmy checks coming, showing once again that nothing is real and politics is bullshit
🚨 WOW! President Trump has confirmed a $2,000 DIVIDEND check to everyone except high-income people from tariff revenue “We are taking in Trillions of Dollars and will soon begin paying down our ENORMOUS DEBT, $37 Trillion. Record Investment in the USA, plants and factories going up all over the place. A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone”
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Jewish niggas found out mortgage literally means “death pledge”, and took that shit seriously…
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Dad can I have an affordable house? 30 year mortgage? What do you need a 50 year mortgage for?! I can’t believe my own son is demanding a 75 year mortgage!! Help police! A madman is trying to kill me over a 100 year mortgage!!! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer about that 150 year mortgage you owe me!
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>Introduce 50 year loan >Unlock home ownership at THIS PRICE LEVEL to those who cannot afford it >Boost house prices >Increase debt loading >House prices are so high that people who could afford a 30 year loan now need a 50 year loan >Suddenly it's not optional anymore Ret*rd.
Replying to @legen_eth
People don't understand basic math. First off nobody is forcing you to get into a 50 year loan. Secondly, you can always pay off that loan much faster. It's basically letting younger buyers into the market before homes keep going higher than they actually are.
well it’s not because they CAN it’s because this was a flock of ostriches that survived a bird flu outbreak 5 years ago and developed herd immunity and had recently started being studied for genetic adaptations Think of all the vaccines we wouldn’t get if we cured bird flu
OH CANADA: The Canadian government is finally going to slaughter 400 healthy ostriches to prove they can. Despite offers from the US to save the birds the Canadian government is committed to the cull.
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Broseph Smith retweeted
People are literally excited about being worse off than indentured servants from 400 years ago… 50 year mortgages is elongated debt slavery, nothing more. @jonathanrose101 is correct…
Replying to @pulte
So actually the BANK owns your home for 50 years.
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Broseph Smith retweeted
Y'all I found the source of the midwit meme in a book written by a Dominican monk in 1920
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no this is funny as hell lmfaoo
officially passed the architecture licensure exam❤️☝️
Broseph Smith retweeted
Isnt a 50 year mortgage effectively just renting a place from a bank?
Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.