stay home if you sick, come over if you thicc. Life’s all RNG.

Joined October 2009
"So Close: An Autobiography about Oklahoma Sports, Education, & Politics"
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this is the type of shit i always think about, like damn people actually exist
The fact that there's people in every car driving living their own life
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To everyone who thinks Zohran Mamdani will force New York to be Muslim: A Muslim has never knocked on my door trying to convince me to convert. Just saying.
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STOP hating Mega Pyroar
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the chokehold this image had on the genshin community is unmatched
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Y'know, "fake news" doesn't have legs like it used to when people are starving.
Q: The Walmart Thanksgiving meal is cheaper, but it also contains less-- TRUMP: Well I haven't heard that. Who are you with? Q: I'm with NBC News, sir TRUMP: Fake news. You're fake news.
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what he actually said is that ICE agents will be required to follow the law. saying he plans to jail ICE agents is an admission they're not following the law.
BREAKING: NEW YORK CITY MAYOR-ELECT Mamdani plans to jail ICE agents.
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The story continues
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Ultra might be teasing another Alesso b2b Martin Garrix 🚨 (📸 via @ultra, @Alesso)
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The president of the United States was not a politician nor did he have any experience & he’s been the president TWICE.
Y'all really think a 34 year old has the wisdom & experience to be the mayor of New York ?
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2025 Set Times are here! 🔥 Year 4 brings @ILLENIUM & friends back to the shores, including the first-ever Ember Shores @ILLENIUM B2B @SevenLionsMusic  set! Plus more artists across 3 days on the beach of Riviera Maya, Mexico 🌴 📱 Download the official Ember Shores app to build your schedule, plan activities with friends, and stay up to date on all festival info! 🏝️ Due to defaulted payment plans, a limited number of 2025 rooms are now available. Secure one of the remaining all-inclusive resort packages → embershores.com/packages
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Don’t ever let this die.
He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear.
This is a good thing and I’m glad it exists.
So this happened 🤣
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Community Notes ftw
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And still waiting…
This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago. Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
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A WELL TIMED PROTECT MIGHT BE THE COOLEST THING IN THIS GAME #pokemonlegendsza
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Be exactly like ruby
Don’t be like ruby, girls
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First Halloween since 2011 without an RL Grime mix
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we all branched out.. camelphat going progressive resulted in breathe & panic room.. if i didn’t grow out of tech house there would be no ‘where you are’ etc.. artists evolve & adapt
Replying to @johnsummit
Almost like that era of tech house ended when camelphat went progressive. That run was insane
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Incapable of writing anything less than a thesis about an all-time first trip to Red Rocks for three nights of one of my goats @MartinGarrix Red Rocks has been at the top of my bucket list since first getting into dance music. And when Garrix announced he’d be playing there for the first time, I knew if these shows couldn’t convince me to finally go, idk what would People always ask if it’s worth sending every night for these multi-night Garrix runs. The short answer is yes, and Red Rocks was a prime example of why. The reimagined Ushuaïa 2018 production was a masterpiece (shoutout to the legends Gabe Fraboni, Zis Ankone, and Andrea Voglino just to name a few), three different/peak Garrix tracklists (plus a new intro just for Red Rocks), the crowds were electric, and we got an Avengers-level support list (shoutout @mestomusic, @afrojack, @marshmello, and @Alesso). The shows somehow kept getting better, especially Friday with our tailgate B2B, Alessorrix 2.0, and my favorite of the three Garrix sets As for Red Rocks itself, it was so surreal finally experiencing it in person. Everything from the view with the city lights in the back to the crisp sound (even being higher up night 1) to the setting as a whole came together for a perfect first impression. And despite the walk of death from the bottom to the top of the stairs at the end of each night, I left Red Rocks on Friday fully understanding why I people always say it’s their favorite place on Earth As always, I could yap about this for hours but I’ll end this caption with a thank you to @MartinGarrix, the @stmpdrcrds team, the @RedRocksCO team, and everyone else involved in making last week happen