Software developer in North Carolina. Retweets are because I think the link is worth reading. Dad jokes are retweeted because they're awesome.

Mebane, NC
Joined February 2010
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People attack capitalism in the USA as if we actually had capitalism - and not a totally corrupt system of overly concentrated business that boxes out competition by bribing government. The regulations are so expensive to comply with that competitors can’t emerge.
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Maturity means every team does things exactly the same way. #NotMyAgile
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Ok, hear me out.
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When your code finally runs without errors, and for a fleeting moment, you feel like a god...until you realize it's because you commented out all the problematic bits.
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At Fannie and Freddie, we are evaluating how to do assumable or portable mortgages, in a safe and sound manner.
Make mortgage rates assumable. Who cares if the big banks don’t like it.
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Day #2544 of not understanding how people vibe code real tasks...
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Me: I’m terrified of random letters Therapist: You are? Me: (screams) Therapist: I see Me: (scream intensifies)
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Without government, who would commit acts of terrorism and then try to frame you for it?
This might just be the biggest scandal and conspiracy in American history. Many heroes were involved in bringing this to light. Some we can name in coming days. Some who want no recognition. And there’s much more to this yet to be told. theblaze.com/news/former-cap…
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End the damn Fed.
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People talk like the government “provides” things. The government produces nothing. It only takes. Everything it gives you is something it took from someone else.
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I've been working really hard on my spelling lately. My teacher says I'm almost their.
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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.
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I don't mind genetically modified foods. I've just had a lovely leg of salmon.
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If number 666 is evil… Then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Let me get this straight: The government is shut down, flights are being canceled, ATCs aren’t getting paid… yet somehow, the processing of H-1B visas goes on?
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Self-organization is the end goal. But we’ll start with me organizing you. #NotMyAgile
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When I lost the dictionary my wife asked if I looked upstairs I was like, “I can’t look up anything!”
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