direct mail programmer : gaaaaaaaaay : ex-design : ex-prepress : pillar of salt : dotnet : constantly sad : bacon number of 4

sometimes MI, frequently IL
Joined February 2009
Prepress, basically
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This narrow, spooky early (1916) Chicago skyscraper has been operated by an Ascended Masters/post-Blavatskyite cult (the IAM Movement) since the 1940s. I don’t think outsiders have ever really figured out what goes on in there. Only first floor is open to the public.
Night photos from Chicago
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Fun fact, while we recorded this VO session Zach said to me verbatim "You know I bet in five years this'll be remixed into an epic Smiling Friends meme" and I said "What the hell is Smiling Friends?"
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I watched this, so you guys have to too.
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boss swiped while i was showing her a picture, saw this, and handed me the phone back
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i am honestly having the most wholesome Uber ride
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I've never seen this sort of thing. Really wild. Every image and figure has been removed in this book.
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Hahahahhaha! I remember approving this! Hahahahahha. So damn weird. I love it.
Quake is for everyone
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豆タイルのシンクが売ってた。いいなぁ
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Replying to @beetlemoses
I like to think this band is named "Smooch"
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Different strokes
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this is from a (private) college math professor:
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100 Big Binky bumper stickers are back up in time for the holidays
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Funniest possible response Maya Hawke could have given to this question 😭
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I love guys like this. I went outside of a bar to smoke once and a dude that looked similar was hanging outside smoking and he turned to me and asked if I wanted to see something (I said sure) and excitedly pulls out a large marble from his pocket & shows me it “cool right??”
I have never seen a grown man more excited before or since
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what do you MEAN they jammed my Freddy edit into the full movie for a pirated version on a polish website called fucking CDA
Never pirating a movie ever again
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just randomly remembered when Attack of the Show did a heartfelt tribute to my dad after he died
Just watched the G4 tribute. That was really nice.
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I think you're forgetting one
Highest Rated Indie Games of October: -BALL x PIT -The Séance of Blake Manor -Absolum -Escape From Duckov -Slots & Daggers -Escape Simulator 2 -Little Rocket Lab -Master of Command -Carimara: Beneath the forlorn limbs -Undusted: Letters from the Past
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A book has already been written about this.
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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i've just been informed i may be colorblind
not over the fact that the "7 colored fish" has but 4 colors.
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Spoiler alert: dont do this
Is it possible to make a microwave oven without the whole oven part? You know, a portable microwave you can carry around like a handheld barcode scanner and aim at foods to heat them up in a flash? It could be pretty neat.