>gf (not real) walks in and says "why do you have so many tabs open?" >"it's not that many" >wonder why there's not an extension that shows >there probably is but I didn't look so I wrote one that tracks tabs across windows so I keep my life in order >~150 tabs, chat, am I cooked this is a tab tracker, it counts how many tabs you have open and reminds you that you're a madman with 150+ tabs open across 10 browser windows that's the tweet, use it or don't

Do I count it (my schlong) as a pecker or stinger???

I am unable to see female shaggy

I’m gonna start a coffee shop that just sweetens plain coffee with a spoonful of this drink.

>enjoys tongue play was the hot dog wiki written by a smut author

gm everyone (except daylight savings time inventors)

accidentally recreated a team fortress 2 shit talking quote between a red spy and a blue spy

imagine not just posting stuff on the everything app

unmonetizable startup; social media app that inflates interaction counts artificially to incentivize usage and retain user attention

@JDVance got halfway there and I'm okay with it

It has been confirmed. I am the neighborhood cryptid. I enthusiastically hang on my front porch ready for trick or treaters. My only stipulation is that you have to say "trick or treat" if you don't I give stuff from my bowl on the left. Last year, the bowl on my left hand tins of anchovies, bowl on the right had wacky japanese candy. This year, bowl on the left had potatoes, bowl on the right had wacky fancy chocolates (ferror rocher or whatever and licorice) One group walked up, yelling FISH HOUSE AWW YEAHH!!!! All but one said Trick or Treat. That one got a potato, and kept yelling POTATO HOUSE! Kids kept running up to the house yelling POTATO HOUSE AWWW YEAHHH!! They did not give a solitary fuck about the chocolate. They all wanted potatoes. Several groups asked if I gave them fish last year. I am happy knowing my little Halloween goof is imprinting a core memory. I do not know what I can possibly do for next year. Happy Halloween!

if mexico is always yellow/sepia england has gotta be an off grey/film static

"I have just tromboned this track" after doing a trombone solo would go so hard

wait it just clicked that trombonist is the title I'd rather be called a tromboner tbh

why are trombone players not called 'tromboners'

bagged milk and cubed ice cream Canada is a silly place

don’t care if a robot takes 5 minutes to do the dishes care if the robot can -Do the dishes -Do the laundry (including folding and hanging) -Wash the windows -Dust everything -Mop the floors All sequentially while you’re sleeping (All things considered I will not be buying one until it’s been fully disassembled and I can rig it with my own firmware)