I swear to god if chipotle takes my idea after ackman made it go viral and I don’t get a lifetime free food card I will never eat there again
Zay Capital @cap_zay
Nov 8
On twitter/X you can just DO THINGS $cmg @jbulltard1

Nov 8, 2025 · 5:36 PM UTC

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Literally came to my mind the second earnings came out! How ab a smaller burrito ?!- duh ! 6$ burrito crushes - but even better- how ab 4 🌯for $20 ? 😮‍💨(pls send me lifetime burrito card too)
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lord knows society at large could use less calories
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Smart man. Asks for free food over shares.
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GIF
What am I doing with shares cmon now
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Lifetime free food card but only applicable for Street Burritos
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Or just free guac
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James. You don’t eat at chipotle anyways. We all know you’re more of a burger guy
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I actually really dont eat it but last year when my dad was in the hospital for 7 months I did eat it alot bc it was by far the best hospital option lol
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$CMG to bounce to $36 next. I’m not joking.
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but can they stop using seed oils？
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Bro solving the obesity epidemic and CMG's profits at the same time
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Maybe a shout out from their socials
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Absolutely incredible 🤣
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Love this for you
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Holy shit!
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If it comes with a lifetime of toilet paper, you got an amazing deal
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They should call it the Ackman Burrito. Named after the inventor.
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Chipotle could do so well just being Taco Bell you’re not embarrassed to bring into the office
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@ChipotleTweets
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Chipotle basically turning into Taco Bell now
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J, You deserve free lifetime burritos. But only if you weigh each one and post the stats. Deal? ~G&C
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Free food card?? I’d need 5% of the company atleast
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Lol you would think these highly paid corporate folks would have came up with an idea like this long time ago.
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That regional manager is getting promoted off their (your) brilliant suggestion, classic corporate 😂
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To be honest..yea 😂😂😂
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Buying 1 share so I can vote for you to be on a board
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You’re not going to try their new “Little Bill” Burrito??
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I'm sure they'll at least give you a coupon for a free burrito.
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You're giving them too much credit saying the burritos are the size of newborns... Last time I went there was more tortilla than filling 👎
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I would totally eat this any day ! $6 and the amount would be more than enough for me
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Chipotle introduces the Burritard!
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You shouldn’t eat there regardless. Just makes you feel sick anyway.
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they should at least grant you some stock units or something
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Jbulltard after he get's as many Small Burritos for life as possible.
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Idea that 20000 had and told them about
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