'Anyone else sick and tired of those dumbasses with their "do bears shit in the woods?" Guess what - sometimes I shit on a sidewalk. Sometimes I shit in this very river! So maybe get to know an actual bear, Karen, and stop fucking stereotyping us.'

Nov 28, 2024 · 6:39 PM UTC

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Are you alright?? 😂
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lol
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“Let us now decide the question of whether the Pope wears a funny hat.”
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I love bears 🥺
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They’re probably talking about how Bear lives matter, and how pilot bears are the reason they don’t have unlimited salmon.
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LMAO facts though
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One of them is for sure shitting.
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I knew it! I keep telling my family this is what bears talk about, but no one believes me!
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Justice for the bears 🐻
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😂🙌🙌
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My favorite writer.
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😂
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😂🤣
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'Anyone else sick and tired of her"
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Bear gossip
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“Clearly, they're just hoping this photo goes viral. 'If we nail this shot, we’ll be the first bear influencers on x!’”
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Classic. 😀
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“They chose us over men”
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Bears probably talk a lot but we may never know...
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This one is rather embearassing;)
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Black bear attempts to eat pigs. Little did the bear know, these pigs don’t mess around.
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In today's world they would be complaining it isn't inclusive of constipated bears.
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It's like reading a page straight out of the Berenstein Bears. 😂
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I just assumed they were talking about the little blonde girl that ate their porridge
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Where does a bear shit? Wherever it wants. It's a bear.
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I have never read your books or watched the movies. But if you ever decide to narrate nature films, I will be the first subscriber. 💯🤣 Have an amazing day!
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Or "Can you believe all these liberal women are choosing us over their own species?!?" "Yes! It's crazy. Don't they know we would rip them to shreds and eat them?" "I don't care much for the blue haired ones."
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This is gold.
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What did I just read
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So anyways, I was in the woods taking care of business and behind the tree next to me, what do I see? The muthuh-forking pope, and he says to me, "When you know, you know."
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Seeing people like JK Rowling say "sometimes I shit on a sidewalk" is why I'm never leaving this app.
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“What’s all this talk about us, we have the right to bear arms let’s all raise our arms in protest”
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Understanding the deeper meaning of your twits is as exhilarating as finishing The NY Times crossword puzzle!
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My kitchen sink has taken to singing opera at night, but only when the moon is in the phase of a crescent, harmonizing with the drip of the faucet.
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They’re probably asking ‘would you choose the man or the transwoman?’
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"Ok, guys. Those women think they would be safer in the woods with us than men. We gotta improve our reputations here!"
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