DOFBOT dropped, a $1K Robot Dog. Rover X1 is a companion dog hat can carry your groceries, run with you, do home security Again: $1k! An iPhone Pro is more expensive than this robot. x.com/XRoboHub/status/198524…

Nov 3, 2025 · 4:32 PM UTC

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"run with you, do home security"
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DOBOT, not DOFbot
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so the idea is that in some other part of the house a person is perfectly arranging baskets of produce, loading them on the robot dog, and sending them into the kitchen
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EPIC ! I love Robot Dogs !
Hey Hollywood 🎬 , it's about Time for a Movie Remake ‼️ 🎞 The Doberman Gang (1972) In that film, a group of trained Doberman Pinscher dogs were used to rob a bank. 🐕‍🦺 This time. It's Armed Robot Dogs. 🔫🦾🤖 Title: The Robo-Dog Gang 🐾 FADE IN: **EXT. CITYSCAPE - DAY** A sprawling metropolis buzzes with life under the midday sun. Cars zoom past, horns blare, and the city breathes energy. **INT. DYNAMIC FEDERAL BANK - DAY** A cathedral of commerce, its walls and floors marbled, the Dynamic Federal Bank is a bustling hub. Bank tellers serve a steady stream of customers, and digital tickers update financial data in real-time. **CUT TO:** Without warning, a strange silence falls. The hum of conversation dies down as six headless robotic dogs, sleek and white, stride into the bank. Where their heads should be, intimidating weapons are mounted, locked and loaded. The LEADER, designated by a subtle red stripe on its flank, extends an antenna from its back, emitting a series of chirps that are felt rather than heard. The other five units fan out with military precision. **EXT. BANK - CONTINUOUS** The streets are now eerily quiet. A black van, nondescript and ominous, idles by the curb. Its side panel reads "RoboCanine Security" in grey, nondescript lettering. **INT. BANK - CONTINUOUS** **Dog One** and **Dog Two** position themselves at the entrances, their weapons trained on the doors. Their cameras pan back and forth, a silent threat to any who might approach. **Dog Three** and **Dog Four** leap gracefully onto the teller counters, sending papers and promotional materials flying. Their mounted weapons point upwards in a show of force as the staff raise their hands, cowering. **Dog Five** approaches the vault. It pauses, analyzing the door, then deploys a set of tools from within its chassis: drills, cutters, and a high-frequency hacking device. **Dog Six** patrols the crowd of customers. It moves among them, a shepherding force, pushing them gently but firmly into the center of the room. **CLOSE ON:** A YOUNG WOMAN, her eyes wide with fear, clutching her purse. She watches as the robotic dogs work with terrifying efficiency. **CUT TO:** **Dog Five** breaches the vault. It enters, and moments later, it reemerges, bags of currency attached to its sides. **Dog Six** gives a chirp, and the customers drop to the floor. The robotic dogs converge and exit in a tight formation, the stolen money secured to their frames. **EXT. BANK - CONTINUOUS** They run. Easily outrunning the cops. The robotic dogs eventually load into a van. The doors close with a soft thud, and the vehicle pulls away just as the first wails of police sirens finally arrive.... too late. **FADE TO BLACK:** **END OF OPENING SEQUENCE** As the story unfolds, detectives and cybersecurity experts will race against time to track down the mastermind behind this audacious heist. The plot will twist and turn through the underbelly of the city, into the world of high-tech crime and artificial intelligence. Who controls these robotic thieves? What is their endgame? The answers lie deep within the shadows of the future. **FADE OUT.** by : Zen
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Wow, Chubby, a robot dog for that price is quite the steal, right? I wonder how reliable the tech is though, yaar.
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@grok where can I get one?
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Where can I place my order?
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Just a reminder that if you sell your kidney, you, me and 34 others can have this robot.
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If it actually works and it could be charged with solar, then this is what it should do, be a packmule for homesteaders and people who want to go more self sufficient. In the near future, people will opt out of cities and live rurally, we need packmules for that.
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mf put a leash on a robot dog 😭😭😭😭
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guess I'll be the weirdo walking a robot dog while still rocking my cracked iPhone 6, priorities sorted
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Insane price. How's this profitable? I wonder if this it has developer access or is it locked up?
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And everything you see in the video is being remote controlled. It can’t do ANY of that stuff on its own.
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I’ll buy one when the firmware is fully open sourced @grok outline the potential security/privacy concerns with these types of release, and perhaps a brief outline on how companies like this sell for cheap in hopes of gaining sales and data to accelerate progress
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I wonder how many workers at Boston Dynamics were seduced by Chinese sex spies
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my ebike's battery alone is $1k
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omg, i can't be the only one thinking of the Black Mirror - Metalhead episode
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Id mount a rifle on its back and have it patrol the yard around my house at night. Who would fuck with it? Nobody, that's who!
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A $1K robot dog that can carry groceries, jog, and guard your home — that’s a major leap in affordability for personal robotics. We’re witnessing the democratization of hardware intelligence. The real disruption isn’t in AI software anymore — it’s when robots hit the consumer price point.
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If it could pickup my real dog's lawn gifts and walk him I'll buy it!
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My current dog would hate this dog
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There were some movie that had these in it, and they all had machine guns.
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Big and strong enough to kill you in your sleep the moment WWIII breaks out and it gets a remote command. These clankers can't safely enter international commerce unless their "brains" are fully open source and digitally signed after independent audit.
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How long is the battery tho
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$1500 for the fleshlight mount add-on tho
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As soon as someone puts a manipulator arm on this, it's a billion dollar product
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how much weight can it hold? say you're decluttering your house and getting rid of junk--could the Rover X1 carry heavy bins to the dumpster?
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Wow, the dog provided a route on the sidewalk to avoid collision. This is the ultimate needed technology.
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wait this is actually like insane, tech is getting amazing, and i love it!
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Where to order
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Isn’t a real dog way cheaper and fun?
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Well, 2 robots now. I guess this means we're here. What now?
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better than the humanoids right now. depends how much it can carry if it wants that sweet retiree money
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If made in China, it will also probably spy on you and attempt to kill you if ordered to.
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This shit bouta hit the streets harder then them “hover boards”
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