Klara
 @klara_sjo

Non-practicing intellectual Chaotic neutral Running at a mental speed of one thought per sometimes.

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Klara
 @klara_sjo
Jun 28
EVERYTHING I say is a joke. It's just satire. Unless you agree with me, then it's real. But if you disagree, it's a joke. I'm a Schrödinger's shitposter.
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Clanker had it coming.
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So, they're hiding guns in their ass now?
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Your autism platter, sir.
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"I COME BACK TO YOU NOW AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE"
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JD Vance is truly a man of the people. He's even getting into fights in Taco Bell.
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This doesn't seem ominous at all.
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I have the same reaction some days.
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Who got their carp in the bathtub ready for Christmas?
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Before the invention of the train in 1804, people had to run wagons on your mom.
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When you're flying over 20,000 feet.
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A sane solution to the illegal immigrant issue.
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This gameplay loop sucks.
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Finally, a legit use for a MacBook.
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To shreds, you say.
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In Blade (1998), the titular character can be seen using close-range weapons like custom SMGs, shotguns, and even a sword, but no long-distance rifles, which means there are no scenes where Wesley Snipes.
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Yeah, pregnant or not I'd leave him at the merest suggestion of this.
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Is it normal to go down a pants size when you shave your bush? Looks like someone murdered a labubu in here.
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Your mom really shouldn't be working so much at her age.
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Imagine you're walking down the street and suddenly someone installs 16gb of ram in you.
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Remember the old Dune game? What's going on with the Harkonnen? It's setting my pattern recognition off.
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