To shreds, you say.

Nov 6, 2025 · 4:48 PM UTC

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Was the apartment rent-controlled?
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That's why mine keeps getting shorter.
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I’m not quite sure I feel about this🤔🤔
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exactly why you should never “sharpen your pencil”
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This explains so much.
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oh, that's why mine is so sensitive to my pants
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On second thought, I'll take the waifu pillow.
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Accurate.
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Somewhat literal, but accurate.
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🤣
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Spinning in it like a retarded kid on a carousel
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Wow. I guess this is subliminal messaging to keep horney teenagers in check.
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Much improved.
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That's not how circumcision works. I mean I guess
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*crosses legs*
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😳😳😳
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Grinding you down till there's nothing left, sounds about right
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Really? I interpreted that as a friendly ‘let me give ur tip a bit of a perk-up’ - romantically, cuddle-like (for 18+ only)
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Free Belarus News (Eng.) @BelarusMiniInfo
17 Feb 2020
The Oval Office is equipped with the world's largest pencil sharpener, making the President proud.