Dallas, TX
Joined October 2020
two things I ain’t never seen is a turtle with speed n a bitch I need
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“If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand." — Milton Friedman
The problem with Health insurance is the Govt got involved
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Isnt a 50 year mortgage effectively just renting a place from a bank?
Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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Only one year left on his mortgage
He's owned this place 49 years.
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400 year mortgages
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jewish bankers
Who benefits from 50-year mortgages?
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at least once a week i’m like “why do you still use twitter you can keep up with news elsewhere” then someone does something like proudly posting their mom’s paystubs from lockheed martin without an ounce of shame and everything just clicks like where else can you get this shit
My mom bought a 1600 sq ft home and was giving 2 very spoiled little boys every shoe and toy they wanted making 66k a year in the 90s. Crazy
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The world has truly changed a lot
Ronaldo arriving in Korea/Japan before the 2002 World Cup 📸
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Yes, it will take 50 years to buy a house. Yes, healthcare is unaffordable. Yes, wages have been stagnant for 50 years. No, you can’t afford to have a family. But at least you get to live in a multicultural hellhole with a murder rate equal to most third-world countries
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My grandfather bought an apartment from Blackrock on a 200 year mortgage. 1 bed, 1 bath, no car. My family has been paying it off for 80 years now. We're nearly half way there. We're so grateful that we're not renting. And in just 2 more generations, we'll own it outright. We've only paid $8.6 million in interest. The apartment was $500k initially. The apartment's downtown, near GloboCorp where my grandfather used to work. He died at his desk and they forgot to tell us about it. We found out a few weeks later, only because Blackrock starting chasing us for mortgage payments. Sometimes I get sad knowing that I won't see the apartment paid off in my lifetime. But I know we're building Generational Wealth, so that's OK.
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The worst auto accidents in 3 Western countries now have all been committed by Indian Semi drivers this year. The US, Canada, and UK now have all seen the same thing.
WATCH: Video & emergency calls released of truck driver crashing into stopped cars in Sussex, UK. Three people suffered "life-changing injuries," police said. Kuljinder Singh was arrested and charged with three counts of causing serious injury by dangerous driving.
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“So let me get this straight. Houses are too expensive because entire neighborhoods are being scooped up by investment firms and foreign funds. The same people who crashed the economy are buying out land under our feet. And instead of stopping that, we’re just gonna stretch the debt out 50 years and rent from the banks?”
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Failed the bar exam for the 2nd year in a row. $140k in debt. Ichiran Ramen with Coca Cola
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Advertising condoms to people who very famously do not have sex
NO WAY THIS IS AN ACTUAL BOOTH AT A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS EVENT 💀💀💀
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“Killed by a stolen car” and not, you know, the career criminal who was behind the wheel.
Beloved Long Island veteran killed by stolen car just moments after visiting granddaughter at school trib.al/6XeOnhk
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I’m no housing inspector, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to hammer screws
Hate to break it to everyone, but that house isn't going to be standing in 50 years.
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every video i see of UK police is the most pathetic shit ever
British police in action 👀
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Runs straight to CBS News to cry
Just days ago, Barstool’s Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) was recording a pizza review in Mississippi, when a passerby shouted an antisemitic comment and the interaction was caught on camera. In an interview with @CBSSunday airing next weekend, Portnoy tells @tonydokoupil that he’s seen a sharp rise in antisemitism lately, noting that he now gets that sort of hate every day.
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Weird, you guys all told me this was a Republican shutdown?
Absolutely pathetic. I cannot believe we caved to this wannabe dictator and his goons. Thanks to the Democrats who voted no. We’ll remember who bent the knee.
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Prince William preparing his speech whilst travelling to COP30 in Belém, Brazil on a Private Jet …