Being a VC is quite simple in Silicon Valley..
First, you have to understand that founders donāt like to meet VCs.
So, we have to do elaborate schemes like host poker nights disguised as sourcing nights obviously.
And, you have to have someone from OpenAI or Anthropic there since something something RL and GPUs go brr.
And vibes matter. A lot. And, since no one drinks in SF anymore, there needs to be artisanal non alcoholic beer, natural wine and good food. But, not so fancy, that it feels off.
And, if you want a bit fancy get proper tables and dealers. But honestly the living room works as well. They wonāt care.
And, then you just use the three mantras that will keep everyone interested: 1) āthis is the worst the models will ever getā 2) āso RL environments huhā 3) āapplications are cool but picks and shovels are betterā.
And make a joke about how just holding NVDA would return more capital.
And, then founders will go back to work so you give them Celsius and bump your phone to exchange numbers.
All while ignoring inbound emails since they didnt come from a trusted angel investor and having Claude run market research reports for you for your IC tomorrow.
So simple.
And since most people donāt get my sarcasm, this is 98% truth, 2% satire. Just like the HBO show.