I'm not him. Really, I’m not. Misspellings and gramatical misteaks are signs of intelligence.

The beach
Joined January 2017
The replies are off the charts. There’s crazy, there’s delusional, and there’s down right certifiable. If you’re an old school Spicier fan, this one is for you.
Melania Trump almost had to go to her husband’s funeral.
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“Regardless of who you support politically” is normally followed by a whole bunch of liberal tears.
Regardless of who you support politically, shame on the NFL and Fox for letting a football game be hijacked by partisan politics
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That’s a whole lot of ballrooms.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump puts BBC on notice: Retract, apologize for 'false, defamatory' documentary or face $1 billion lawsuit foxnews.com/media/trump-puts…
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Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
After 40 days as a consistent voice against shutting our government down, I voted YES for the 15th time to REOPEN. I’m sorry to our military, SNAP recipients, gov workers, and Capitol Police who haven’t been paid in weeks. It should’ve never come to this. This was a failure.
In other words, democrats could have done this a month ago but chose to make people suffer instead.
BREAKING: Senate takes first step to end government shutdown after some moderate Democrats agreed to proceed without a guaranteed extension of health care subsidies, angering many in their caucus who say Americans want them to continue the fight. apnews.com/article/governmen…
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The 50 year mortgage is the reverse, reverse mortgage. You work til enjoyment of life is impossible and you never have to worry about equity.
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Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.
So unexpectedly…. next you’ll tell us he wasn’t a real African American.
Zohran Mamdani drops the mask, the Editorial Board writes. “Witness the mayor-elect’s change of character since his Tuesday election victory.” wapo.st/3JPTgoo
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“Stupid right wingers, I have plenty more brothers to marry. I’ll be fine.”
Ilhan Omar said she doesn’t mind being deported. “I’m grown; I can live wherever.”
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Sure hope there isn’t a mix up on his paperwork. In Uganda the cloud is still those white things in the sky.
BREAKING: New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani will refuse to help assist ICE.
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President Trump on his way to negotiate a settlement to the shutdown at the golf course which is where all deals are made.
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I have been repeatedly assured that republicans were the ones suckin up the welfare but liberals are running around jumping in front of trains for SNAP. Weird.
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People starve everyday in this country but the only time we ever do anything about it is when it’s the democrats’ voting base.
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Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
President Donald Trump wants the Washington Commanders to name their planned $3.7 billion stadium after him, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.
Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
omfg... trump supporters really ARE that stupid!
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Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
You can’t be that stupid .
Replying to @JCColtin
Revoke his passport while he’s in another country so he can’t get back in.
This time change has me all messed up. I still can’t get my sleep back to normal. No more show votes on daylight savings time. End it.
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Sean Spicier - Former Tango Dancer (Parody) retweeted
Replying to @JCColtin
Revoke his passport while he’s in another country so he can’t get back in.
Finally taking some time off for himself. Hopefully he can squeeze some golf in as well.
MOMENTS AGO: President Trump departs the White House as he travels to Florida for the weekend.
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Maybe passing it before you read it wasn’t such a great idea after all.
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