Iβm Neilβ¦ Care to join me?
OhioβοΈLouisianaβοΈOhio
Joined April 2013
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Every day I pray that I accidentally hit a deer so I get to keep the meat. Probably not gonna happen if Iβm biking around most of the time though.
I get 2 beers in me and start wanting pets youβre not supposed to have. Bobcats and porcupines and owls and whatnot. Animals that I know deep in my heart would be be better off in the wild
The trees are out of leaves #TheTreesAreOutOfLeaves
Idk who needs to hear this but get off that phone and have a proper piss, lad.
If you read this while you were peeing, reply or RT with a picture of the toilet and/or your stream! (No willies please)
Simpsons moment that always stuck with me was Principal Skinner telling the kids to have a βfrank and productive holidayβ when he was letting the school out for break. That really is how principals talk
