Yes. I met @binsarilinz and I knew I wanted a future with her. I don’t play when comes to her. I love her so much. Our friends know I mean business when it comes to her. I’m gonna marry her and be the happiest man.

Jams on Thika Road can reduce drastically if fellow Kenyans actually kept left unless they’re overtaking

Imagine being that someone and coming across this tweet and you did nothing, you actually hoped it’d work in your pals favor 🤣🤣.

I'm so sorry but it's our job to not turn into those aunties and neighbours - envious of the children who come after us. Don't pass on the pain - process it. Ask yourself why the young ones having more chances is causing you internal turmoil. And process that sh*t.

If druski was white he’d already be on SNL and have 3 movies with the rock

Safaricom charges you Kshs 1700/mb when roaming in Sweden. This, in an era where esims are sold on an app online.

lol this fool is faking illness because he ignored court orders and authorized illegal development in parklands!!!!

Ngl, you have to be really low IQ person to be excited by this madness on the roads. I hope these things get wiped out of the city and replaced with a better mass transit system one day.

Good people, here’s your weekly reminder: Nairobi has sunk, and I mean sunk deep. What we’re witnessing is a city buried in chaos, filth, and total disorder. Nairobi has actually fallen. All that’s left is a grand circus, led by clowns and Governed by an incompetent, clueless Denzel, and starring that kid TikTok1. The ultimate clout chaser and fake philanthropist who never fails to entertain us with his lousy theatrics and pathetic dance moves. As usual, pictures in the thread. #ReclaimNairobi

If Microsoft played their cards right, they could've built an ecosystem like Apple by now • Surface Laptop • Surface Phone • Surface Pad • Surface Buds • Surface Watch

"A man ran to the Broadview ICE facility today searching for his wife of five years. They were following the legal process, showing up for her court case, when ICE took her to another room and disappeared her. He tracked her phone to Broadview where the signal cut off. Police told him to just look up her name online. He sat in a parking lot weeping, confused, with no answers." 🥹😭👇

it ended up being wayyyy bigger than we thought and the family is also a suspect with her death because they’ve lied about not seeing her after she ran and her kidnappings dates they gave not adding up. turns out they were also abusing her and shit so

Leave him alone you wretched ghouls.

What scares me most at the moment is the lack of rains so far. Can’t remember the last time we did not have good forecast for rains in the second week of November Poor hydrology will only make the situation of inadequate power even worse

Those who didn't experience Moi's government have a one in a million opportunity to experience it with Ruto. Growing up, we would know that on certain days we wouldn't have electricity because there was a national time table for electricity rationing. Welcome back to the 90s guys.

Amnesty International has issued a statement declaring that more than 3,000 people have been kiIIed in Tanzania. ICC should conduct an investigation, very urgently.

Hotels will always be the truth.

Msimamo ni ule ule, kama nina chupa ya maji na pembeni kuna polisi mwenye kiu, maji yangu nayatumia kuosha ardhi. Na familia ya polisi ni polisi. Huruma yangu haiwahusu, labda mjaribu kwa Yesu.

She’s being violently kept in a marriage against her will and everyone is witnessing this and people are acting like it’s ok or it’s just a joke No one takes women or their pain seriously, it’s very sad

A 5kg child is a baby who is 2-3months old. Let that sink in

Check your payslip since January. Every month the government has been deducting money for SHA. Billions taken from workers, mama mboga, boda riders to fund ghost hospitals that only exist on paper. Money that could have paid school fees, bought food, or built your life.