Halal Hijinks: The AI-Generated Pork Prank:
Restaurant Owner(Anjad): This is Anjad. Who’s this?
Prankster: Assalamu alaikum. I’m calling from our new butchery company, and we were wondering if we could sponsor you and your halal cart. We’re really interested in everything you’re doing.
Anjad: Absolutely. What’s your company’s name?
Prankster: The company is called Halal Pork Baraka.
Anjad: Halal… Bork?
Prankster: Yes. These pigs are AI-generated halal pork. They’re actually Muslim—they took their shahada, fasted during Ramadan, and even went on Hajj.
Anjad: What do you mean? Bork fasting? Where do you get these ideas from? This is haram. Don’t call me again, or I’ll close your business.
Prankster: Insha’Allah, we’ll work together. The pork is halal.
Anjad: No. Haram. Don’t say that again. You’ll go down for this.
Prankster: Sir, our founder is the first queer imam from Israel.
Anjad: I don’t want your number in my phone again. Leave me alone.
Prankster: Can I send you samples?
Anjad: I don’t want anything from you. Haram. Islam. Leave me alone.
Prankster: Our imam, Yasin, discovered a way to make the pork halal.
Anjad: No. This is not true. We are 100% halal. Don’t bring this idea to me again. Insha’Allah, you and your team go.