Professional Goal-Post mover. Parody account.

Joined June 2009
this is probably not exactly right, but maybe directionally right: there is a prompt out there in the universe that will make gpt3 as good as o3
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I don't understand the "will call" at theaters. Shouldn't they call it did call
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i can facilitate an OpenAi short for you. We use a Total Return Swap (TRS) to contract you with another party who will trade the performance of OpenAI ($OPEA) shares with you. performance is based on a daily price feed from NPM (Nasdaq Private Markets). please don't chicken out.
Contra @sama, thisparticular loud critic of OpenAI would not buy OpenAI shares. But he sure would love a way to short them.
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codex folks, please add a setting and let me disable this. It's annoying, I am not gonna use a weaker model, and it stops my work at random.
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Uhhhhhhh
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
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Thanks to President Trump, we are indeed working on The 50 year Mortgage - a complete game changer.
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The airlines should sue congress
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TIL schrodinger wrote a book on biology
I think the highest leverage way for smart people to use their intelligence is to do their best to predict the future
Optimization all the way down
Introducing Nested Learning: A new ML paradigm for continual learning that views models as nested optimization problems to enhance long context processing. Our proof-of-concept model, Hope, shows improved performance in language modeling. Learn more: goo.gle/47LJrzI @GoogleAI
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Oh man these guys really got Sam. Now he's going to have to answer QUESTIONS
Our public defender successfully subpoenaed Sam Altman to appear at our trial where we will be tried for non-violently blocking the front door of OpenAI on multiple occasions and blocking the road in front of their office. All of our non-violent actions against OpenAI were an attempt to slow OpenAI down in their attempted murder of everyone and every living thing on earth. This trial will be the first time in human history where a jury of normal people are asked about the extiction threat that AI poses to humanity. sfgate.com/tech/article/open…
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These unhinged activists, who represent a small fraction of the overall “ai safety community,” are on criminal trial for trespassing at OpenAI’s HQ. Now they are proudly sharing that the public defender in their trial recently leapt on stage at an event where Sam Altman was speaking so as to serve Altman a subpoena. Their goal appears to be to force Altman to appear in their trial so they can performatively ask him questions unrelated to whether or not they trespassed on private property. But obviously, when the public defender first jumped on stage, almost everyone in the audience had the same thought—and it wasn’t that a subpoena was about to be served. While there is no indication that anyone here had violent intent, it would not surprise me to see these lunatics begin attempting violence toward AI industry figures someday. They believe, after all, that anyone who wants to advance AI is attempting to murder every human being on earth. This thought has occurred to me many times about this radical sect of AI safety. I have hesitated to say anything in public for fear of even germinating the idea. But their rhetoric has only grown more heated, and they’ve got men with backpacks jumping on stage at events with frontier lab CEOs. I hope local, state and federal law enforcement are aware of groups like this. And I hope you do not associate yourselves with this dark and deep madness. These are dangerous people, and their ideas lead nowhere good.
Our public defender successfully subpoenaed Sam Altman to appear at our trial where we will be tried for non-violently blocking the front door of OpenAI on multiple occasions and blocking the road in front of their office. All of our non-violent actions against OpenAI were an attempt to slow OpenAI down in their attempted murder of everyone and every living thing on earth. This trial will be the first time in human history where a jury of normal people are asked about the extiction threat that AI poses to humanity. sfgate.com/tech/article/open…
Maybe this is why trump made the ozempic cheaper
Stormy Daniels. The wall is undefeated.
Maybe this is why trump made the ozempic cheaper
Stormy Daniels. The wall is undefeated.
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Technically I also have a $1T pay package if I meet ambitious goals
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hey guys please address the cost of housing I don’t want communism thanks
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Never want to promise people that something isn't a bubble, but this point from @binarybits is important — the AI investment boom is largely financed out of earnings, not debt. understandingai.org/p/tech-l…
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But getting dressed in the morning, to which our civilization is now devoting so many of its marginal resources, is possessed of neither beauty nor symmetry. Indeed, putting one’s socks on before one’s shoes is quite different from putting on one’s shoes before one’s socks.
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Rarely a sentence combined so much pretentious intellectualism and abyssal stupidity at the same time.
The article also slanders non-commutative algebra.
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The New Yorker should delete its account
The article also slanders non-commutative algebra.
Telling Codex what to do while drunk AMA