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'One person in the BBC newsroom is not left wing, and all the others have to find out who it is' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Apparently the polls show almost every single Labour MP in the current Labour cabinet including @Keir_Starmer will lose their seats at the next election. Hooray bring it on!

If & when this awful Labour Government hits 13% in the opinion polls there will have to be a General Election… Why? At or around that figure they’ll not be able to win a single seat in an Election. Therefore, they will’ve been 100% rejected by the electorate.

You can’t trust Labour.

Can someone remind New Yorkers that Venezuela went from being the third richest country in the world in 1992 to eating zoo animals because of socialism.

"No country has ever taxed their way to prosperity" @realartlaffer Please come and save us from these idiotic Labour Marxists who are taxing us all into oblivion. @RachelReevesMP @hmtreasury need to get the memo.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic representation of the integrity and ability of those with 5% Scottish decent. What a laughing stock you are 😂😂😂

“ I have a tiny problem with repetition “ !!! 🤣🤣🤣 says the bloke who rinses and repeats the same show each day, full of the same phrases, stories, subjects, callers and direction of travel !!! It’s all so performative and is just a propaganda channel for 3 hours !! 🤡#obingo

Me: I earn £100k HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k Me: I bought a car HMRC: VAT applied Me: I want to gift my kid £5k HMRC: Taxed Me: I made money from crypto HMRC: You mean we made money Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted HMRC: That’s income. Tax it Me: I bought a house HMRC: Stamp duty please Me: I want to retire HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

If Rachel Reeves really wanted to stimulate growth and support local businesses she would: ▪️Abolish inheritance tax ▪️Cut corporation tax ▪️Reduce VAT ▪️Cut business rates And to pay for this: ▪️Axe net zero ▪️Claw back the £30bn wasted on carbon capture machines ▪️Open up new oil and gas licenses in the North Sea and reduce the £billions spent on importing oil and gas from Norway ▪️Set up a UK version of DOGE and cut the expenditures on NGOs, quangos and audit all taxpayer funded wastage through PFI procurements to corporations. ▪️Stop the £billions being spent on hotels / rented accommodation for illegal migrants Sadly, the Labour government are doing the exact opposite. And that’s why they added a massive £99.8bn to government borrowing between April and September.

Tactical contact ends a high-speed chase. Police were called after a van was seen driving dangerously on Blackheath Common in Greenwich. The police helicopter tracked the van, while ground units worked together to bring the pursuit to a safe stop and arrest the suspects.

While waiting for a friend in a hospital waiting room this morning they had the tv on showing ⁦@RachelReevesMP⁩ budget speech. A lady in the waiting room started shouting “get stuffed, liar, you and that Rayner aren’t right”. It was met with all round agreement 🤣

Rachel Reeves on putting up taxes "We've all got to do our bit" I've been doing my bit for 40 years you simple lego haired moron. Stop spending OUR money on shit nobody voted for.

Just watched the new John Lewis advert — it brought tears to my eyes. No wokery, no DEI messaging, no unusual family setups. Just a father, a son, and the simple, timeless love of family. A beautiful portrait of ordinary British life. Well done, John Lewis.

This should be essential reading for every UK voter. @Keir_Starmer is a FRAUD. 🟥"Labour's manifesto is fully costed, fully funded" LIE 🟥"Labour will freeze your council tax next year" LIE 🟥"Labour will freeze your energy bills" LIE 🟥"Labour have stabilised the economy" LIE

A year ago Labour said they’d inherited a “£22 billion black hole”. So they raised taxes by £40 billion & increased borrowing by an extra £35 billion. Now they tell us there’s a £50 billion black hole. These incompetent, lying, socialist idiots have wrecked the economy.

The newest Mr Men book is a bit on the nose, eh?

If Rachel Reeves raises income tax, national insurance or VAT - breaking her election promise - she must resign; and Starmer must call a General Election, on the basis of Labour’s huge “breach of contract” with the electorate

“Don’t stand there saying ‘I want to be clear’ when you’ve got a fog machine in your arm, spraying mist across the room.” Rachel Reeves's pre-Budget speech was to ‘clarify’ expectations, while refusing to say anything concrete. @maitlis | @jonsopel