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Joined January 2014
As if this bitch wouldn’t
Bunch of requests for my 2025 update to OnlyFans' economics from late summer. Quick presentation here: matthewball.co/all/onlyfans2…
Boring company O.S.I.N.T. opining @RonanFarrow we’ve always known they’re unscrupulous cock suckers it’s self explanatory common sense reasoning that needs private sector anti trust cartel litigation like @BillAckman putting The Sting on Evil Wasps everywhere . Where’s the @amazon / @Apple / @Google / Big 7 streaming media oligopoly forensic consolidated private equity cartography @ballmatthew has been water board torturing us with holding the @AmpereAnalysis boosted historical global market data deep dive until they choke ?
How Wall Street turns your monthly bills into its debt payments. #News #Finance #WallStreet #Debt #Infrastructure #Politics
Lodge your missle in her silo she wants the guidance and for you to deter her insecurities about having her feelings breached again . Work on the relationship so you can blow up inside her compound on the appropriate date with weapons tests and stay on mission . Deny , deny , deny the Fake News Media’s grip on her expectations and get yourself a Weapons Tech Chick with culture . Hottest girls on earth will want to help you with your hardware indeed it’s the ultimate test of the relationship bachelors .
the winners have pivoted from software to hardware in time. I'm telling you, if you are in software; pivot to hardware. now is the best time.
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That Writer ✍️ Producer Christian Dietzel’s X Game retweeted
My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.
Perhaps @elonmusk can pay off the asshole tax that’s been compounding from his Pappy’s regime years damaging maximum revenues now to solve more Earth Problems with that bonus before conquering the Space Rat Race. Listening to @WalterIsaacson he sounds as miserable as I was bootstrapping locked into a video game addiction, an endless onslaught of billionaire money grubbing , and eating through relationships like a fat kid loves cake .
BREAKING🚨 Elon becomes world's first trillionaire as 2025 Tesla CEO compensation proposal is approved
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99% of traditional VCs don’t know what they’re talking about or have any thing to offer when the value proposition is known in relation to gapping capital needs with regulation CF > regulation A + tier 1 / 2 structures piggy backed with digital asset management on an optimized smart contract that can still bundle any VC / angel / high net worth while leveraging Finders Laws with a small team without giving up any majority control as is already pipelined by several native services in our network which with the downward sloping risk to spend trajectory on the last 7 year axis I find these dinosaur structures as boring as they are feckless @deedydas . It’s like an echo chamber of dust coughing with the same bull shit first mover non sense for ultra high processing fees around here distracting my ninjas with just terrible advice any country boy idiot can use @grok to validate and structure filings with these other emerging softwares almost like half your profession just got merc’d like @ajassy dropping the hammer on A.I. automation with their bloated managerial ranks .
40% of startups die after a seed. 50% of the remainder die after a Series A. 60% of the remainder die after a Series B. 58% of the remainder die after a Series C. Roughly ~2.5% after the seed are acquired, so not “dead”. 0.5-1% go IPO. Startups are hard.
If they don’t share any of your holdings how can they be hostile ST what about a peaceful surrender like @TimSweeneyEpic crippling Google’s pushback so he doesn’t have to keep hurting their precious soft little fat egos
Warners Bros will announce whether or not it plans to sell by Christmas this year. If Warner Bros decides not to sell or go in another direction, Paramount has discussed potentially taking an offer directly to shareholders and performing a hostile takeover (via: CNBC)
He got picked on as a man child and proceeded to continue to grow up like an adult and murder everyone trying to pilfer his cut of the I Max revs and international rights coaching his other monster friends it’s okay to pound the wealthy out of line villagers into the dirt he surely did traders .
There’s Something About Frankenboot
I loved Frankenstein Wow. Congrats @RealGDT
Different dark art but how do you all suppose @StephenKing got things to be so chillingly horrible conjuring the aesthetic grip of every bum fuck Maine town that gives me depression just looking at in fucking Welcome To Derry with @HBO if he wasn’t channeling Mollie The Thing Of Terror ? Those producers were having orders barked at them from a dark place indeed.
Make Journalism Great Again and moderately scale @praddenkeefe style non fiction deep dives with strategic author / digital producer teams with non fiction book packaging meeting digital new media cross activation and global licensed independent studio pre sale verticals triggering a new breed of private sector activist investor anti trust cartel sting entertaining the social hive mind with all our billionaire beat downs when the case study is found to being a particularly nasty douche no one can stand . Come @ them . Be the bigger piece of shit of tomorrow you needed to be today . Billionaire Romance is such a niche target audience traders . Like that old gangster Scorsese talking to his little yapper fur baby tell your dogs “give me sadistic Billionaire Plots” when you’re practicing pitching your schtick in the morning traders . Exploit your animals and put them to work experimenting with their reactions beta testing the Animal Mind . I did this the last time poor Trevallion got stung in the schnouzer while chuckling about his misfortune and his displeasure seems to have psychically charged my research even further .
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There's a world of opportunity ahead for digital stores that look to the future and to new areas of growth. New product categories, new markets, new platforms, new interconnectivity.
That Writer ✍️ Producer Christian Dietzel’s X Game retweeted
The jiu jitsu technique I just saw demonstrated leaving my memory as we break off into partners
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Variants of Full Retard Mode is a power some are unnaturally skilled with modern open source intelligence dissemination coupled with classical field work to emerging A.I. supported project management softwares boosting modes of efficiency in process agentic A.I. command interoperability like Lindy.ai driving other gameification strategums that is stupid easy to self assess if there’s been any country boy idiot proof of work diligence across case use @Helios_Movement. I wouldn’t discount what some professional dipshits with their face in a technology interface can architect and road map like @RobertDowneyJr in Prison Camp rewriting the internally consistent rules of the universe to edify to his producers the Black Iron Man and his Origin Story has allready been marveling in its own ingenuity popping into existence reassembling his own proverbial chemical elements after an attack on his character stealing @paulmromer’s playbook without the @Jon_Favreau’s of our modern centralized reality putting his bougey weight behind Disney’s permission.
I didn't use my iPhone for 1 week as an experiment. These devices are making us more retarded than we can ever imagine.
That Writer ✍️ Producer Christian Dietzel’s X Game retweeted
@JTLonsdale is an opinionated little respectable Power Ginger I bet anything he wouldn’t be able to shut up about this deep and long sociopolitical subject for the right Hollywood incentives with absolute gold coming out of his mouth under my interview watch
Not you @Jason your the kind of cunt @rickygervais has been warning us young lads about . @PalmerLuckey though I’d extract a lot more opining out of than what’s all ready been let loose about the culture Biggus Dickus came from . The 2026 + Watch List with imperative sources I’ve built across updated creative development ops is in a deep state of evolution it surely is.