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Joined January 2014
Make Journalism Great Again and moderately scale @praddenkeefe style non fiction deep dives with strategic author / digital producer teams with non fiction book packaging meeting digital new media cross activation and global licensed independent studio pre sale verticals triggering a new breed of private sector activist investor anti trust cartel sting entertaining the social hive mind with all our billionaire beat downs when the case study is found to being a particularly nasty douche no one can stand . Come @ them . Be the bigger piece of shit of tomorrow you needed to be today . Billionaire Romance is such a niche target audience traders . Like that old gangster Scorsese talking to his little yapper fur baby tell your dogs “give me sadistic Billionaire Plots” when you’re practicing pitching your schtick in the morning traders . Exploit your animals and put them to work experimenting with their reactions beta testing the Animal Mind . I did this the last time poor Trevallion got stung in the schnouzer while chuckling about his misfortune and his displeasure seems to have psychically charged my research even further .
We’re in that peak consolidation peak economic technology Cold World War 3 climate going hot and I know some of you traders can see through what I’m talking about here . We cannot risk leaving one sarcastic black comedy epic with Vice when there’s much American Universe to toy with and map out that’s going to be entertaining global audiences harder . Ozzy was writing about Biggus Dickus’s nature decades ago and we’ve barely touched the tip of the War Against The Machine he invested his soul , life , and times to chasing . The opening score on even one of these epics ripping into that good old Neo Con soft power history as a backdrop is going to manufacture international desire with the absolute best of the worst around this thing of ours it surely is . R.I.P. Big Dick ! . . . piped.video/bc5Nk1DXyEY?si=IOgY…
I once was lost but now I’ve found my way back out of the Dirty Jerz that did some guerilla matrix shit to @Garry_Tonon’s sweet system
Stay far away Portland Maine . None of you incumbent Egg Heads want or need any of this . 1 / 10th or less of the cost of living to New York / L.A. / Atlanta / Miami . A young impressionable population of U Maine Law / Colby Bates And Bowden interns to task uninitiated into the ways of entertainment IP law and creative development hustling . Deep tech investors hanging off of ski lifts camouflaging around Sunday River , sneaking off to Jay Peak for powder days , hustling deals with their clients flying in to a 5 star foodie farm to table district summoning other Boston Deep Tech Mafia Gs . Bougey microbreweries to inconspicuously put ideas in new investor partners heads . Surfing . Mountain biking . Hiking . Fly fishing . Sled necking in the winter . The bougiest and I mean bougiest of international five star dining and hotels with rentable shared office bored rooms to execute global plans . Live music and comedy clubs sequestered from where Egg Heads can’t find them or our tax credits . The best of the worst live here as we all know with despicable old @StephenKing and @TuckerCarlson .
It's time to m-----f------ build! 🇺🇸
There’s an exception to every mathematical rule of probability @LeoDiCaprio so I applaud your ability to defy others projecting soulless numbers on you along with these criticisms that aren’t even in the arena . However you still signed on to a $175,000,000 fat boy budget when you could have shot the same PTA product for 7 times less sub $30 improving on that country boy idiot Taylor Sheridan’s math then rebudgeting for a Double Feature with an adjusted distribution release window into a clean 5.5 to 6 hours of screen time equal to any limited series as a global licensed co production without even breaking anywhere near $60 (could be cheap as dirt as $40 or $45 ) they hustled Brolin and Benecio with Sicario that put that commercial threat on the map with @Lionsgate . Can you really argue there’s even any discernible saleable value proposition with that overspending on cinematography when you could have combined the same natural photography with @UnrealEngine at 70 % less of cost overhead buddy ? Just consider whatever you get away with here is self harm at this point to the future of the motion picture and television arts and sciences much less the journalistic producer / author class that controls their source material supply chain . No Ad Tech innovation driver sidestepping Google’s search / ad pay duopoly with that Super Jew power brat Zuckerberg that duped @PalmerLuckey with cheap lawyering tricks to rug the Occulus AR / VR tech out from under him pushing him to incentivize Herr @peterthiel to recombine that dark knowledge into @anduriltech . No particular cross functional seeding of the I.P. , just exploiting your legend with the rare PTA joint double trouble attack . Antiquated creative development strategum submitting to centralized market inefficiency with studio development conflicts of interest meddling with the synthesis of creative and surgical financial accounting with efficient cost effective planning excising the excess is no way to spend whatever’s left of your middle age performance career streak old man . . . . forbes.com/sites/markhughes/…
Does anyone object to co-opting this lineage of mythos exploitation seizing venture domain rights to Grond ? Tactical licensing optimization verticals for digital new media / non fiction book packaging and global licensed co production pre sales retaining international rights with ad tech gameification orchestrated by agentic A.I. supported cross functional High Out Put Management project management software reinforced with anti trust cartel enforcement trolls assaulting @JeffBezos , @reedhastings , and @tim_cook’s first mover generation development management and platform executive rank’s fat egos it just has the right ring to it traders .
Move quickly, there aren't that many good LOTR names left to use.
You still really think you got what it takes to recoup that $175,000,000 fat boy PTA joint for @warnerbros don’t you @LeoDiCaprio ? Let’s just be even more blunt . Unless they increase revenue sources across multiples which would have to had to start at Ground Zero with extracting 10 X more out of the search / ad pay value with strategic partnerships with an underground team like BoardWalk Marketing - boardwalk.marketing - boosting trailers / micro series / transmedia the only other rev stream is secondary streaming distribution your going to get dicked by a flat fee if you let @reedhastings’s monkies try to push you over the hump. Blue Ray sales like Matt Damon pontificated about ? That’s a niche ancillary revenue buddy boy. You’d have to trap them and I mean all of them in a recurring licensing scheme with someone like @pipe ping balling the lifetime international rights around these Big 7 streamers forcing them to track data on viewership with all revenue streams the attention capture drives including any merch sales like if anyone buys that radicalist hat and square sunglasses the way @wolfofwallst kept stretching a short 11 years ago with that notorious gangster Marty . I just deeply suspect projecting forecasts on you based on the history of common sense consolidated market conduct while you and the girlfriend are entertaining yourself on the yacht your barely going to get enough fees to cover your gas, crew, dinners with those Italians you chum up, and international flights . You’re way too expensive and need a DIET with blowing money on unnecessary costs with an accountant that cares old man . I’ll be happy to be proven wrong as a fan but that kind of spending as a development investment on a single unit cinematic picture just doesn’t balance out into the green on the standard normative for the Motion Picture And Television Arts And 🧬 Sciences even with private equity nerds calculating multiple investments over compounded slates . Your battle is just beginning Leo and if Deniro kicks the bucket then the old gangster himself goes six toes to Jesus there’s going to be less and less OG’s like Pauly that can induce scrupulous investors even with your brand buddy !