Be me, Sam Altman.
YC kid with big ideas, little cash.
Meet Elon.
He says AI is scary.
Google controls everything, no safety.
Let’s build OpenAI for humanity.
I say yes.
Elon funds it.
He helps hire Ilya and Greg.
He calls Jensen.
Jensen donates DGX-1.
That’s how training begins.
We start as nonprofit.
Pure mission. No profit, no greed.
Then reality hits.
AI costs billions.
Elon says merging with Tesla is the only path.
I say no. He leaves.
I pivot.
Make a for-profit arm.
Microsoft invests billions.
Elon sues me.
Board fires me.
Internet riots.
I’m back in three days.
ChatGPT explodes.
OpenAI hits 500 B value on NVIDIA compute.
Tell Jensen I’ll also buy from AMD and Broadcom. Cheaper, not better. I want control.
Jensen laughs, “I helped you rise,” he says. “No one gave you more perf for less.”
I don't care, I want control.
Now 20 B run rate, 1.4 T data-center plan.
Brad asked how that math works.
I say, “Sell your shares then.”
and wish the shorts to be burned.