🚨#BREAKING: Scientists have announced that they have carried out the first ever Butt-breathing trial on humans The procedure, known as enteral ventilation, delivers oxygen through the rectum to help patients with severe lung problems.

Nov 1, 2025 · 9:39 PM UTC

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That’s pretty much everyone on here feels right now 💀
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Harry Sisson volunteered for this I heard
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Imagine being at Thanksgiving dinner and they ask what do you do for a living? “Yeah I find ways to breath out of my ass”
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What if you fart?
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Then that’s just a fart
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Let me off this planet please
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Patient zero.
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Okay then.
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That's it, I'm making "ASS MINTS"
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One grandma didn’t get a ventilator in 2019 and now we all have to breathe through our butts
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Sure sure, since forever..
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Democrats have been doing this for almost 200 years.
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Wait.. aren't you the guy...
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Great news for Eric Swalwell
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No. Just ... no.
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So they’ll have shit breath?
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If it saves lives then that’s amazing.
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Politicians have been doing this for years
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David 'JoelKatz' Schwartz
 @JoelKatz
13 Sep 2024
Congrats on the Iggy. We all hope you're wrong and anal ventilation doesn't become a thing we see in hospitals. sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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What?
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Butt why tho
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A new way to blow smoke up your ass
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How do they get CO2 out though? If it only delivers oxygen that's half of what breathing does
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🤯🤯🤯
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imagine the smell
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Hmm
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Am I going to only one to ask? What do their burps smell like?
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🦎You’re the expert on that aren’t you?🐊
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Pigs can breath through their butthole too!
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