They’ll celebrate “reopening the government” like Trump just saved the country,
but they won’t mention the part where **he was the one who shut it down in the first place**.
That’s the Republican business model:
1️⃣ Break the system
2️⃣ Blame someone else
3️⃣ Fix the thing you broke
4️⃣ Demand applause
Meanwhile millions went unpaid, federal workers drained savings,
veterans lost services, airports stalled, food programs froze…
all so Trump could play brinkmanship with people’s lives and call it “leadership.”
Now the shutdown ends, markets turn green, and the same crowd that caused the damage
pretends they’re the heroes for stopping it.
If the bar is this low, even chaos looks like competence.