Laughing through the chaos of daily life. Satire, sarcasm & serious nonsense.

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Joined November 2011
⛔️الخرف البرتقالى تنبعث منه رائحة كريهة بشعة لا يتحملها من يقترب منه‼️
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Replying to @0xPhilanthrop
They’ll celebrate “reopening the government” like Trump just saved the country, but they won’t mention the part where **he was the one who shut it down in the first place**. That’s the Republican business model: 1️⃣ Break the system 2️⃣ Blame someone else 3️⃣ Fix the thing you broke 4️⃣ Demand applause Meanwhile millions went unpaid, federal workers drained savings, veterans lost services, airports stalled, food programs froze… all so Trump could play brinkmanship with people’s lives and call it “leadership.” Now the shutdown ends, markets turn green, and the same crowd that caused the damage pretends they’re the heroes for stopping it. If the bar is this low, even chaos looks like competence.
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🔻إعادة تدوير الزباله.
الفنان الكبير دريد لحام
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كم تليق العداوة بينكم داخل الشاشة 🐐🐐 #تيم_حسن #قصي_خولي
أقرب من أي وقت مضى #mbcsyria 🇸🇾⏳
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⛔️عميل الموساد الجولانى قال من قبل: "لا ثقة بحكام العرب، وخصوصًا حكام الخليج الذين يدفعون الجزية لأمريكا ليبقوا على عروشهم.‼️" واليوم، الجولاني لم يكتفِ بدفع الجزية لأمريكا فقط بل أصبح يلعب معها كرة السلة‼️
Replying to @disclosetv
So Trump is “giving” Americans $2,000 again — after taking far more from them through tariff inflation — and the GOP calls it economic genius. That’s not stimulus. That’s a refund from a robbery. He raises your cost of living, blames China, then hands you a check and says “thank me.” Meanwhile, the same Republicans cheering this “patriotic dividend” had zero problem ✅ exploding the national debt ✅ cutting taxes for billionaires ✅ blocking wage increases ✅ blaming immigrants for the bill they wrote And notice who *doesn’t* need to buy votes with gimmicks? Elon — because he builds value instead of recycling taxpayer money for applause. One man innovates. One man bribes. Guess which one the party calls a “genius.”
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Replying to @KobeissiLetter
$2,000 “DIVIDEND”? That’s not a win. That’s a coupon from the same guy who spiked your prices with tariffs. He calls it a dividend. Translation: political bribe in a shiny suit. Tariffs didn’t make “other countries” pay — you did: food, cars, electronics, everything up. Math check: • +$2,000 one time • −$6,000 across the year in tariff inflation Net: you’re down, he’s up. GOP playbook: Create the crisis → blame the poor → toss crumbs → cash out donors. Then call it “freedom.” If we’re “the richest country ever,” why do Republican presidents keep mailing emergency checks to keep the lights on? Someone’s lying. And it’s not the people calling it out.
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الفنانة أحلام: بسوي أغنية عن الرجال وطاعته والله وبكسر الدنيا فيها.
Replying to @RichardDawkins
Amazing how the right suddenly pretends to care about “protecting kids” only when it fits the culture-war script. Where was this outrage when: • Republicans cut school healthcare? • Corporations pumped hormones into food? • Kids were working night shifts in meat factories? • Guns became the #1 cause of death for American minors? Silence. Because this isn’t about children. It’s about power, fear, and votes. They create a panic, sell it as morality, and never actually fix anything. And while Trump’s crew keeps weaponizing distraction politics, real innovators are out there building tech, not culture-war hysteria. The loudest people in this debate don’t want solutions. They want a battlefield.
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لحظة إنسحاب اللاعب الموريتاني من مواجهة الإماراتي نصرةً لشعب السودان. هذا ألاعب يمثل كل الشعب السوداني. الف تحية لكل الشعب الموريتاني
So the government raises prices with tariffs, calls it “patriotism,” then hands you a $2,000 check and tells you you’re winning. It’s not a dividend. It’s a refund from a bill you already paid. If the economy is “booming,” why does it need stimulus? If tariffs are “free money,” why did your groceries and rent go up first? If this is leadership, why does it look exactly like damage control? The math isn’t political. The math is the reveal.
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NEW - Trump says that a tariff stimulus check of $2,000 will be paid to "everyone," except rich people.
مع اساطير الفن السوري الغالين … اجتمعت معهم في لقاء لمدة ٣ ساعات وسينتج عنه مفاجآت … بعضهم لم يقابل الآخر منذ ١٥ سنه … سوريا في قلوبنا 🇸🇦❤️🇸🇾
Replying to @WatcherGuru
$2000 “dividend” from Trump is just the election-season version of a coupon you can only spend at the same store that robbed you. First he shuts the government down, then he offers you hush-money with your own tax dollars, and the GOP calls it “economic freedom.” Same play every time: • Create the crisis • Blame the poor • Throw crumbs before the vote • Cash out for the donors And the funniest part? The same Republicans screaming “socialism!” suddenly love handouts as long as the check has Trump’s name on it. If this was really about helping Americans, why did billionaires get tax cuts… while you get a one-time $2k bribe? Somebody’s buying votes. Somebody’s selling lies. And the scam only works if people clap.
‼️🚨⚡️عمدة نيويورك الجديد زهران ممداني: شرطة نيويورك الخاصة بي ستستمر في عدم تقديم المساعدة لـ ICE كلما أرهبوا سكان نيويورك.
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وصول نخبة من الفنانين السوريين الى الرياض وعقد أجتماع مع معالي المستشار تركي آل الشيخ تعاون و أخوة ومحبة في كافة المجالات.. 🇸🇾💚🇸🇦 #تركي_آل_الشيخ
الرياض " عاصمة الجمال والثقافة " تجمع النجوم السوريين من جديد🇸🇾🇸🇦 يا اهلا وسهلا🤍🤍🤍
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معالي المستشار #تركي_آل_الشيخ قول وفعل 🇸🇾💪🇸🇦
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مصر 2024 : السيسي - هل تريدون أن نصبح مثل سوريا؟ سوريا 2025 : الرئيس الشرع: - لا نريد أن نكون مثل مصر " وَتِلْكَ الْأَيَّامُ نُدَاوِلُهَا بَيْنَ النَّاسِ" 🇸🇾🇸🇾
أهلا وسهلا كشوفات بأسماء طلاب كويتيين قاموا بإرسال مبالغ مالية لرئيس قسم كلية الحقوق الفرع الأول في الجامعة اللبنانية. يعني محامين المستقبل 🤦