4th Doctor, Python, 6502, Rust, C64. Hair dye and heels, code opt. and data compression. Former Driv{e3}r2?/Stuntman dev, currently in radio astronomy. he/him

Western Australia
Joined May 2008
So, I’m shrydar here, insta, Facebook, bluski, elephant, LiveJournal, various other places. Also cjam on IRCNet, ChristopherJam on CSDb & Steam, christopher-jam-phillips on the recruiter place.
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Diego Luna may have shied away from the original 5-season plan for #Andor, but there's still a specific 'Star Wars' story he'd return to tell: "I'd love to tell the story of [Cassian and Bix] during the year we don’t see between season one and season two" bit.ly/4jn2Mfk
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i’ve done 6 total flights (including layovers) now with my baby at 4, 5, & 6 months so here is my advice for flying with an infant: 1. have an easy baby. this one is unfortunately out of your control. 2. babywear. don’t bring a stroller unless you absolutely need one at your destination. it’s just an extra heavy thing. way easier to just wear them around the airport and on the plane. 3. use baby privilege. see if you can cut the security line. ask the flight attendants if there is an empty row. preboard (most airlines let you). the worst they can say is no. 4. nurse/feed them on take off and landing to help with the ear popping. a binky works too. if they aren’t sucking, rub their jaw to make them move their mouth. 5. keep the nap schedule. even if you’re changing time zones. especially if you’re changing time zones. you will force the new nap/sleep schedule once you arrive. 6. if you can’t get them to sleep on the plane, walk to the back near the engines. there is more space to walk around and the sound will a) muffle the crying and b) provide nice white noise to help them sleep. 7. keep your bag stocked with diapers, extra clothes, and plastic bags for the inevitable disaster. 8. use the bathrooms in the middle they usually have bigger changing tables. 9. if your spouse is with you, take turns so you each have time to close your eyes/read a book/watch a movie/pee alone. 10. if the baby cries, don’t stress. it’s a baby. they cry. most people irl are nice. the internet people are the insane ones.
Replying to @potatoslav
Any practical advice you can share for long flights with baby?
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Guys…. The stupidest thing ever just happened to me. I got a deportation letter from ICE. I haven’t lived in the USA in almost 4 years. I fucking can’t.
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conservatives: If we elect Mamdani, there will be Sharia Law also conservatives:
“How do we make young women more conservative” You don’t. You just take away their right to vote or make any political decisions :)
Important context here, Dave wrote Task Manager.
Task Manager incoming to Omarchy Linux!
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In Terminator 3, when Skynet was activated, one of the lab personnel stated: “Skynet is operating at 60 teraflops” Which is less than the power of one RTX 4090 (82.6 TFLOPS)
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Measuring woomba intensity across Australia
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This one again. Cassian still being a bit of a smartass, Bix still being a complicated woman and Timm still being jealous, insecure and paranoid (though I’m sure he’s telling himself he’s just being a good boyfriend) #Andor
She's tougher than both of us. / I'm getting tired of hearing that. / Then you'd better find yourself a less complicated woman. Good luck with that.
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A particularly funny example of the principle that “cops frequently lie in sworn court testimony.”
“Lairmore had testified that the sandwich ‘exploded all over’ his chest and claimed he could smell mustard and onions. But a photo showed that the sandwich was still in its wrapper on the ground after it hit Lairmore in his bulletproof vest.” nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
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It’s illegal to use money raised for a general election campaign for transition expenses. Everything is a conspiracy if you never care to find out how anything works.
Zohran Mamdani raised $16.8 Million during his campaign for Mayor. Now immediately after his election win he is begging supporters for more money. What happened to all that money?
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"This is the worst it will ever be." So why is it worse than last year.
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A great read to wind down the week! 🦀 Graydon Hoare (creator of Rust) shares his thoughts on Fil-C: #rust #rustlang #programming graydon2.dreamwidth.org/3202…
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i finally got a job as a compiler engineer!! it took months of grinding, so i wrote a biiig post about how i recruited, what the interviews are like, etc. link in bio 🥰
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We truly have an education problem 😭
People suddenly started googling Arabic numerals over the past 24 hours
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*sip* ☕️
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Turns out a lot of people didn’t understand this.
Replying to @noturtlesoup17
I don’t know if people understand what mass deportations will look like. It will be sobbing mothers and children yanked apart from each other in front of you and your own kids.
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RGB rendering is founded on lies and perpetuated by misconceptions about the practicality of spectral rendering. My new blog post series describes a spectral GPU path tracer. Part 1 focuses on how to make it work with existing RGB assets. momentsingraphics.de/Spectra…
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Funding: if your mid/large business uses Dear ImGui - and maybe you are approaching end of year budget/planning - please consider reaching out (PM/email) so I can help you help Dear ImGui !
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