in grad school, i wrote 17 pages of a 25-page article from ~7pm - 4am. got a 98, was urged to submit it to a conference, got into the conference. at the airport, had a morning bloody mary, missed my flight, talked my way onto another airline, made it in time to present. no AI!
"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper"
with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies