Steak-umm
 @steak_umm

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Joined September 2009
this is the official steak-umm thread of threads to organize our top tweetstorm rants from over the years. topics include scientific literacy, critical thinking, memes, cognitive biases, woke brands, polarization, conspiracy theories, and more steak-umm bless
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90% of any relationship is sending posts about new restaurants, devastating news, or memes of cute animals and saying “this is u”
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there’s never a bad time to remind you that voting matters. if it didn’t, corporations wouldn’t spend billions trying to influence the outcome steak-umm bless
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i pander on this account 6-7 times a month
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i’ve seen flatter
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 @Kamutakkenal
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Testing the perfect steak doneness — from rare to well done 🥩🔥
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trick or treating and finding a job have a lot in common: put on a mask, pretend you’re someone else, and knock on doors till you find a sweet deal
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if i had a beef sheet for every piece of misinformation i’ve scrolled upon this week:
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they should make a comment section you can’t access until you’ve read the entire article
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four rights does not make a wrong but it does make a beef sheet
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the employed: i’m feeling really burned out right now the job market: and you’re gonna stay that way
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to defeat the misinformation in the world you must first defeat the misinformation inside of you
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quick while they’re shut down let’s move the capital back to philly
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nana noooo
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communities: we need better schools and jobs tech giants: best i can do is a data center that’ll use enough water for 50,000 people in one day
TechCrunch
 @TechCrunch
Sep 23
OpenAI is continuing to build out massive AI data centers to train and serve increasingly powerful AI models. techcrunch.com/2025/09/23/op…
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this timeline reads like there’s an aluminum foil shortage (and not from wrapping cheesesteaks)
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steak-umm is 100% beef and it says that on the box which is why i am begging you to GET BETTER AT READING THINGS
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despite what people might think, a true beefling is anyone who combats misinformation (yes that includes vegans)
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if i send you this it means sheet’s about to get real
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people think they'll be the statistical anomaly when consequences are good (winning the lottery) but no one thinks they'll be the statistical anomaly when consequences are bad (getting your baseball stolen on national television)
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i’m solely here for research purposes
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