if my post is grammatically correct it's serious, if it's all lowercase it's satire. if it's really long and i reply back then i'm on stimmies

Joined May 2017
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Notice how conservatives are very angry about Iryna’s killing and yet there are no shop owners boarding up their windows in preparation for mass rioting and looting. As a leftist, how do you not look at this fact and come to the realization that you are definitely the bad guys?
Replying to @GavinNewsom @GOP
Should the GOP ban transgenders?
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POV: you are asking a woman to simultaneously 1) be honest 2) take responsibility 3) do basic math, and 4) understand POV
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Wiping the student loan debt of any woman who gets married and has kids seemed overly generous to the female race until I realized it's just paying the dad 30k
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"Porn is destroying marriages"
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Replying to @WomenPostingLs
Still can't speak English after 20 years and 3 hellspawn anchor babies? Repo everything to pay the fine and send it back
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Every woman's phone right now.
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This specific inflexibility nukes a ton of relationships Wife says "can you wash the knife?" Husband cleans knife in the sink Wife freaks out bc to her "cleaning the knife" means "putting it in the dishwasher" and all other forms of cleaning the knife are invalid Husband can explain till he's blue in the face that there are many reasons to not dishwash a kitchen knife but it doesn't matter. In her mind the knife cannot be clean unless it's been dishwashed "my husband can't do ANYTHING!!"
This is by no means universal so don’t yell at me but I am starting to suspect that behind many of the complaints that dad doesn’t help enough with the baby are women who are extremely finicky and inflexible about what caring for the baby looks like
Side note for "Travelers" it meant "Irish Travelers" and "Roma" means Gypsies
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Replying to @sama @NickADobos
hot guy though!
Same people spray-painting swastikas on Cybertrucks won't let a black guy paint one on his own building.
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"i applied to 50 jobs a week" ok but we have the internet now. that takes like 2 hours
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At this age I was constantly being asked if I was a boy or girl, and constantly responding "Girl, but I wish I were a boy!" If I'd been born 10 years later, some well-meaning teacher would have convinced me to be trans We need to just let girls be awkward tomboys 🧵
Replying to @FatherPhi
They wanted Oakland to be a video game so bad
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Highly concerning. 😅
The US service industry is the country's biggest scam Spend $600 a night at a hotel in NYC and they lock the doors at 10pm to keep the homeless out bc it's cold enough outside they wander in and colonize anything open. There's no key card reader at half the hotels for some reason, so you have to pound on the door until some random guy at the front desk hears it (they have no doorman) The desk guy's listening to rap on his phone so he doesn't hear you until you start outright kicking the door. When he finally wanders over to crack it for you he's irritated and mumbles "just knock next time, man" From here you can either say "okay" and move on to the next step, or reply "turn your music down so you can actually hear me knocking next time." The second option might feel better in the moment, but tomorrow when you come back and do the whole thing again you'll find he's still playing the music and now he pretends not to notice you for an additional 5 minutes while you kick the door When you finally get inside and walk to the elevators there's another hotel employee there on his phone who asks to see your keycard to make sure you can't get into the elevators unless you're a hotel guest - even though the elevators have keycard readers already In a sane country this guy would be acting as the doorman. Maybe management told him he WAS the doorman, and he just got confused about which door he was supposed to be manning. So now instead of preventing guests with luggage from standing outside in the cold for ten minutes he's performing the exact same function as the elevator's card reader - just more slowly/less effectively It's the same thing at most mid-tier restaurants. Finish your drink and it just sits there, finish the appetizers and wait 20m for them to notice you're ready to order entrees, finish the entrees and you have to get up and hunt someone down for a check. I do this thing where I chug like 4 glasses of water at a time and in europe or asia the server will literally stand there with the pitcher refilling me immediately afterward so I can do the next one Then all these people come here and post about how you should be tipping at least 50% for the service they provide (that service being: scrolling tiktok and ignoring customers) This is all stuff you get used to living in the US, but it's by no means normal. Anyone telling you otherwise is performing a world-historic gaslight
I hear people who splurge at luxury hotels in USA are shocked at low quality of service. They hire people with ghetto affect and so on. Is this true? In Asia that’s an outlandish imagining. USA becoming sub-Third World nasty where impossible to enjoy even for rich?
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